私の人生は冗談です

人々 は吸う

[recentgooglesearches]

if you die in a fur suit, will you still be wearing it in heaven

[boneville-deactivated20170521]

if you die in a fursuit youre not going to heaven

[sandinlungs-blog]

[greatpostsonline-deactivated201]

lovecraft and his cat n-…

nnnnn-…

ummm…his cat’s name was uhhhh…

this is a picture of HP lovecraft with his cat

[robloxgf-deactivated20190515]

what was his name

[robloxgf-deactivated20190515]

oh no

[sighinastorm]

[snowie-skyes]

WHAT WAS HIS NAME?

[snowie-skyes]

OH NO!

[sillylovingpupper]

What was the cats name?

[sillylovingpupper]

Oh

Oh dear.

[the-quasar-hero]

[treefrogsoup-deactivated2026042]

It can’t be that bad.

[treefrogsoup-deactivated2026042]

Okay it was that bad

[askiathedickhead]

This was legit one of the funniest posts on tumblr. Not child bearing hips funny but up there

[scarjodropdead-deactivated20220]

Someone: Wow you’re so easy to talk to! I feel like our personalities fit so well together!

Me: thanks i made this one special just for you

[splintes-deactivated20210922]

being the unattractive friend is not easy i don’t think we get enough credit

[grownthot]

fax. like when someone talks to your attractive friend you gotta chill back in the corner. wit our ugly ass

[vanillatwilightwallflower]

Does anyone else ever feel like they’ve lost literally all motivation and all you want to do is curl up in a ball in bed and eat junk and watch films and avoid all other responsibilities for like 37 years or so

[teenagerposts]

[aproblemlikebrianna-deactivated]

I’ll need a bigger mug for that, please and thanks.

[concerningwolves]

Can I just–

[autodiscothings]

Oh it got better

[broolynn]

When you start giving them the same energy they’ve been giving you and now they mad

[teamrocketing]

having friends who like each other more than they like you

[slimetony]

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits of of mountainsides. They crave that mineral.

[sailor--spoon]

Why is this back on my dash in 2018

[tayl0r-f0r3v3r]

[fujoshiwarrior]

what’s tonight’s mood

[grimspy-deactivated20201130]

[105ttt]

Sir that’s my emotional support unrealistic romantic daydream

[missbitch1995]

[derek-foreal]

i am the kind of person who says hi to dogs

[trusadness]

I did this yesterday waiting for a bus

[trusadness]

Pretty sure I’m gonna die alone and I thought that was ok, but I lied. No one really likes me, they either want something or I’m just an extra in their life. I’ve been alone for too long and need someone to help me out of the hole I’m in. It sounds dramatic but I don’t know how else to express it. Death would be cool but a bareable life would be better. One where I’m not so jaded and have something to live for that isn’t out of obligation.

[funnylime]

why my hand shaky

[trusadness]

Zzz

Should I really even be here?

Do I belong anywhere?

Tune in next time to see something. (I don’t know, no one really looks at these anyway lmao)