Committing Acts Of Hedonism

Zoë This blog is a literal shitstorm about nothing and everything. Good luck.

[depsidase]

[neil-gaiman]

By the wonderful @myjetpack

[babymandalore]

Joseph Quinn could have chemistry with a rock. He really got to set and said “Friendship with Dustin? He’s my little brother and I’ll make you cry about it. Flirting with Chrissy? I will make myself the most charming babygirl you’ve ever seen. A scene with Steve? I will undress him with my eyes every chance I get.”

[brightgoldenstar]

The Stranger Things fandom be like:

[fadeintoyou1993]

#let the babysitter kiss the metalhead you COWARDS.

[elysean]

I want jock on jock violence next season. I want to see Jason Carver come for Eddie Munson, only to find Steve Harrington with a bat and ready to swing back and forth because now he's friends with the devil's spawn.

[rylandsgrace]

#If Gaten said it…

[mylittleapricot]

people ask me what im into im just like um idk quiet things alone things

[funny-tik-toks]

[cerastes]

Living Cartoons

[onceuponawildflower]

[firebendinglemur]

Me: -so after it became apparent that ‘retarded’ had become a term of abuse, educators and psychiatrists switched to other terms like ‘handicapped’ or ‘special needs’ in an attempt to -

George Orwell, whom I’ve dragged forward in time with my arcane powers because I’m lonely and want someone to talk to: You have a telephone in your pocket?  It listens to you all the time?

Me: Never mind about that, the point is, young people now mock each other by sending the wheelchair emoji - that’s a type of electronic heiroglyph - to suggest mental deficiency and shout SPESHUL!!!! while doing offensive imitations of disabled facial expressions and posture.  So any attempt to lexographically make crimethink impossible is pretty much doomed because the meaning of words in everyday conversation can’t be controlled by a dictionary entry, no matter how many Ministry of Truth employees-

Orwell: It reports your location to the telephone company at all times?

[grayskymorning]

Yasmine Floral Design

[renfri]

KEIRA KNIGHTLEY as ELIZABETH SWANN Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

[digivolvin]

elizabeth swan and will turner are actually SO romance in the first movie and not enough people acknowledged this because the early 2000s were the age of the edgelords who only valued jack sparrow’s moral ambiguity and that is the TRUTH

[digivolvin]

the part where she’s like “how many times do i have to tell you to call me elizabeth” and he shyly says “once more, miss swann” and once she walks away he gazes adoringly after her and whispers “elizabeth” to himself like he’s unworthy of it

[digivolvin]

then when he’s patching up the cut on her hand and she flinches and he says “i know, blacksmith’s hands… they’re rough” because he thinks that’s what’s bothering her HE KNOWS HE’S NOT WORTHY OF HER!!! THAT’S THE PINING I’M TALKING ABOUT BINCH!!! I DON’T ACCEPT LESS!!!!

[digivolvin]

he has like 10 chances to confess his love to her but waits until he’s dressed like this to do it: 

my man knows 1) the importance of a good outfit when shooting your shot 2) how to ACCESSORIZE. take NOTES.

[thedevilsofficialblog]

That’s how I would dress if I was gonna confess my undying love to Kiera knightley

[kyloren]

Amberwood cologne, Hermione started to say, but stopped herself short. Malfoy’s signature scent. No, she thought, it simply couldn’t be.

[shellyshelby]

[stolengravy]

You cannot be her..She is far away. She..she is far, far away from me. She walks in starlight in another world,it was just a dream. Do you think she could have loved me?

[vivian-is-writing-deactivated20]

Emotion-based magic is just...10/10. Characters causing destruction in a rage, only to be horrified by what they’ve done? Excellent. Characters being ten times stronger when someone they love is in danger? Wonderful. Characters claiming they don’t care, yet their magic says otherwise? Perfect.

[nudityandnerdery]

Happy Pride, monsterfuckers.