Ask the editor

Letters to the Bunbunmaru editor.

[trustworthyeditor]

//How do murder writing block?

[trustworthyeditor]

"Your reports hold a surprising lack of pet and slave stories, as quaint as that might sound: I hereby demand as a paying customer more of said content. Also maybe more food ads. Actually you REALLY need more food ads."

Did you not read the story about the SDMs treatment of the fairy maids dearest reader?  Or the one about Reisen going on her psycotic rampage?  Slaves and a pet right there.

@thekui

[trustworthyeditor]

//Too long since I’ve opened this template XD  Time to get to work.

[trustworthyeditor]

@twinfoxtails

Keeping the soft stories is a time honored tradition dearest reader!  Yours truly would not dare to go against tradition.  Also bad news sells papers.

[trustworthyeditor]

@scarletdestruction

The sister of the scarlet devil doing a photo shoot?  The scandal! The Drama!  The sales!  However, dearest reader, your sister would kill yours truly for such a thing. 

[trustworthyeditor]

Any articles that you've been particularly proud of?

“Satori Komeji’s Drunken Rampage” will always hold a special place dearest reader.  It’s when yours truly first got the A3 format and layout to work in a non ugly way!   “Remilia Losing Control of the SDM?” would be right behind it.  It’s my most popular issue!

@freshholeinthewall

[trustworthyeditor]

An abandoned, unsigned letter reads, "Dear crow tengu... You must be tired writing about and keeping up with all the latest news in Gensokyo! I recognize your efforts, so here is a token of my appreciation! I hope you enjoy it! ♡" Beside the letter sits a plastic egg, inside of which is a chocolate egg. Inside is a sleeping drug that knocks you out for a couple hours at most. April Fools! (luckyyoukairabbittewi)

Well dearest reader, this explains the absence of yours truly.

@luckyyoukairabbittewi

[trustworthyeditor]

Hey, I just wanted to let you know that I really liked your suit. You know, the one you wore that one time in Forbidden Scrollery. You looked nice. That's all.

It is amazing dearest reader, how little effort it took to fool that bookseller into thinking I was someone else, just a mere change of clothing.  Yours truly can’t help but wonder if everyone is so gullible.

[trustworthyeditor]

“Hey Aya, look!”

Harassment scandal at the SDM has a nice ring for a headline...

[trustworthyeditor]

"Um... if it isn't too much trouble... could I send in an ad? I'm looking for someone to be my bodyguard... a certain amanojaku keeps harassing me."

Of course dearest reader!  The bunbunmaru is always happy to help get messages out to the public.

@destitution-and-misery

[trustworthyeditor]

Again dearest reader?  Your truly must investigate!  All this violence, is Reimu no longer enforcing the spell card rules?

[trustworthyeditor]

I think I found my lead article.

[trustworthyeditor]

So I see Hatate defended you in the face of slander. What, is Cirno going to pass the second grade now? Is Marisa going to return her *not* stolen books?

Hatate and I might be rivals, dearest reader, but we don't hate each other.

[theconcealedgoddess-deactivated]

“How interesting…  It’s good to see a quality newspaper around here for once~”

((I dunno if I’ll ever make more of these, but I’m just delivering on the idea I had earlier today~))

[trustworthyeditor]

Opinion pieces being written against yours truly?  Made it to the big leagues! The quality of the reporting done by yours truly should stand as it’s own defense.

[trustworthyeditor]

So, when are you going to comment about the single-most greatest band ever-Choujuu gigaku? We've had, like, two concerts already!

When they do something news worthy dearest reader!  I only have so much space in the paper.

//XD  When a Kyoko or Mystia blog does something involving the band? XD

[trustworthyeditor]

"Hello! I couldn't help but notice the ad for Taoism in today's paper. You wouldn't mind if I were to make use of it, would you?"

Of course not dearest reader!  People take ads out in my paper to be seen!

[trustworthyeditor]

"There better not be fake news."

@hckurei

Yours truly only publishes the best and most accurate news dearest reader!