i am the Great Cornholio

hi i'm leighton

[coughloop]

why are people submitting asks with skulls? to be scary? 👣

...can you put your shoes back on

[hungwy]

I've been melting dogs down to make this thing called dog metal

[sm64mario]

I met every single creepy pasta and they wre all nice to me

[nationwidedornermoment]

The last of the classically trained tumblrinas

[mumblesplash]

[staggering to my feet and wiping a single perfect drip of blood from my mouth] i have to get back on my bullshit. no matter the cost

[fairycosmos]

I WISH THINGS HAD TURNED OUT DIFFERENTLY!!!!!!!!! goes to the supermarket

[hauntingyourself]

You just hate me because the patterns on my clothes move around like they do on chowder and yours don’t

[straycatj]

Mr. J! Do you have any advice on life?

I think proper laziness keeps us peaceful

[valtsv]

time to make a post on tumblr. surely no one will interpret it to be as offensive and bad intentioned as possible.

[valtsv]

by talos this cant be happening

[roaldamundsen]

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

[roaldamundsen]

?

[roaldamundsen]

can people stop saying insane things on this post

[milknjuice-deactivated20190908]

boy go get me my pringle

[biomedical-nacre]

she suck on my mysterious artifact and I'm like hey don't do that

[thevampirecrow]

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

[kaijuerotica]

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit

[sexhaver]

Who deserved to live more?

The Romanovs (entire royal family circa 1917 including the kids)

Harambe the gorilla

Voting ended onMay 30

[braaaaain]

A polling group that never read accounts of of the children were executed.

[sexhaver]

oh my god Harambe had kids?

[medievaljournalist]

wait here while my manservant fetches the anti-elf rifle

[sm64mario]

I met every single creepy pasta and they wre all nice to me