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BREAKING: 21-year-old protester, Kaden Rummler, was shot point-blank in the face by ICE. he just spoke about how he’s blind for life and almost died:
“I will be blind for life. I have fractures in my skull that they can't fix. They pulled a piece of plastic the size of a nickel out of my eye. I had shards of metal, glass, and plastic behind my eye and in my skull. They said it was a miracle I survived.”
What the hell is wrong with these people?
GoFundMe for Kaden Rummler, the young trans man blinded by ICE agents this week.
Fundraiser for K R by Sarah Gallimore : Help ICE Protestor After being shot by Feds
I am so invested??? Like who is the perfumer? What's his lineage? I NEED INFO PEOPLE!
I TRACKED DOWN RECEIPTS FROM THE ORIGINAL POST
LMAO House of Creed is actually a major luxury fragrance house. It has multiple fragrances it claims were made before 1970, I want the full tea on this fraud.
There’s a BOOK.
A fragrance heist story about a genius perfumer (Pierre Bourdon) and a fraud who took credit for his work (Olivier Creed).
FYI - As of Oct 20, 2025
French beauty giant L'Oreal will acquire Kering's fragrance line Creed, which former CEO Francois-Henri Pinault acquired in 2023 for 3.5 billion euros, as well as exclusive rights to develop fragrance and beauty products for 50 years under Kering's fashion labels including Bottega Veneta and Balenciaga.
me, holding a pizza box and shouting: SUE!
customer walks up
me: sue?
customer opens the box, frowns, and sticks her finger in the pizza: i didn’t order pepperoni
me, with a voice devoid of any emotion: ……. sue?
customer: oh! no i’m (name)!
the actual sue, materializing at my elbow: is that a pizza for sue?
me: would you like some free breadsticks to eat while we remake you pizza? another customer touched it
‘another customer’ sheepishly mumbles sorry
sue, who has clearly worked with the public: you take as long as you need to, honey
me, shouting at the top of my lungs: ICED VENTI VANILLA LATTE FOR JENNIFER
male customer standing right in front of me turns to look
me: jennifer? iced vanilla latte?
customer says nothing, takes the drink, shoves straw in, takes a long sip
customer: i wanted this hot. i ordered a small hot decaf skinny vanilla latte.
me: are you jennifer?
customer: no, i’m daniel
Some people wonder why people fight wars, but I have no trouble imagining reasons for people to just haul off on each other.
People like this should have to pay full price for the order they ruined.
People like this should
have to pay full price for the
order they ruined.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
My problem is that when I'm upset, I need to be left the fuck alone, and that's exactly when people do not want to leave me alone. "You actually need them the most then" I actually don't, I need them later, because of I'm not left alone during leave me the fuck alone time, then we're BOTH going to be upset.
I need to vent, but if I get a "Hey, I saw your post, are you okay?" message, I will absolutely flip my shit. I have a private blog that I do post to, because journals can be found by children and I definitely don't need that.
If I wanted to talk to someone, I would. If I wanted to talk to *you* about it, I would. I can't say that to people because then they take it personal, and 1) It's not 2) I'M upset and need time to process my own feelings, and now I have to coddle how you feel about not being able to join in on that. I'd get a therapist if I had the time and money.
It's like, I'm already overstimulated, mad, and tired. I don't need to top that off with not being able to tell people to GET OFF OF ME, I CAN'T BREATHE AND I'M GOING TO CRAWL OUT OF MY SKIN LEAVE ME ALONE OH MY GOD.
The Kansas Industrialist, Manhattan, October 18, 1916
Marx and Engels
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Ideas are cooking for my pride outfit.
Artiste Jodie Herrera. (Venus de Willendorf)
*right clicks on you*
*views your properties*
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