tryhardist

Just a girl attempting something for herselfDrawing on Samsung S3 Tab w/ Auto Desk

[vegyta-deactivated20181007]

Not to be like “I deserve so much more for myself tbh” but I deserve so much more for myself tbh

[nurseyiiisms]

even if my titties aren’t physically out, they’re spiritually out, and that’s what matters

[mossgirl]

Can old men stop flirting with teenage girls like go have a heart attack Please

[nerdonthemoon]

me @ my friends with mental health issues: i love you so much!!! i’m here if you ever need anything and i support you and believe in you 💖💖💖💖

me @ myself: *hitting myself with a stick* WHY CANT YOU FUNCTION LIKE A NORMAL FUCKING HUMAN BEING!!!! IM SICK OF YOUR SHIT!!! GET OUT OF BED!!! BE HAPPY!!!!! THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH UR STUPID ASS FFS

[nerdonthemoon]

me @ my friends with mental health issues: i love you so much!!! i’m here if you ever need anything and i support you and believe in you 💖💖💖💖

me @ myself: *hitting myself with a stick* WHY CANT YOU FUNCTION LIKE A NORMAL FUCKING HUMAN BEING!!!! IM SICK OF YOUR SHIT!!! GET OUT OF BED!!! BE HAPPY!!!!! THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH UR STUPID ASS FFS

[boymilk-moved-deactivated201903]

full offense but like…. ladies and gentlemen…. this is mambo number 5

[boymilk-moved-deactivated201903]

[foundfootagedocumentary-deactiv]

I love evil women. Maybe some day I’ll marry one and she’ll kill anyone who’s ever said a bad thing about me. Cute

[arabwife]

I’ll get over it I just gotta be dramatic first

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I went to see Bo Burnham’s new live show and I brought my cat with me because, idk, it seemed like a good idea? So Bo was doing his comedy thing and all was good until he stopped mid-song and yelled to “put the lights up!” The audience was all. “Haha, okay maybe this is just part of his act,” but then he singled me out and asked, “Is that a cat in your lap?” I had no choice but to answer that it was because it was obvious and I was not going to LIE, everyone can see that it is a cat. It turned out that my cat had been sneaking off to Bo Burnham’s house every now and then and he thought it was a stray and he had gotten kinda attached so now Bo and I co-owned a cat together.

[markv5]

Кот алкоголик - горе в семье…

[dualityofsquid]

“alcoholic cat - a shame to his family…”

[fucktheflagandfuckyou]

brain:it's suffering time now

me: I keep explaining to you that in order for it to be 'suffering time' /now/, 'suffering time' must have stopped at some point.

brain (a little louder): I said, it's suffering time now.

me: whatever. good. great.

[ilovepeppers-deactivated2019122]

England as a country has small dick energy

[public-universal-sister]

It was the bestpacito of times, it was the worstpacito of times…

[1-800-fuckyou]

i am absolutely losing my mind over this article imagine living in the upper west side literally paying millions of dollars for a luxury apartment in the richest part of the greatest city in the world, you walk out of your complex with your thousand dollar stroller so connor or hunter or ashlyn can get some fresh air before their scheduled paleo snack when suddenly a fucking rat leaps into the thing like its being thrown by a stagehand in the bushes, a goblin achieving flight for a fraction of a second, scampering around in the shit and slime of the street and now its in your trust fund childs lap i am LIVING, new york freakin city babey!!!!!!!!!!!

[retroactivebakeries]

let the rats stroll!

[brian-sella-appreciation]

Who let this man go into the music industry

[dekutree]

girl: good afternoon

thirsty boyz: it is a good afternoon haha you are always speakin the truth that’s why i like you =) you’re not like most girls you always tell it like it is and don’t care about other people’s opinions. how are you so cool haha =) anyway i just wanted to let you know you’re a real cool chick you know that right? and you’re really cute btw haha =) 

[urfavemermaid]

the accuracy..

[writingplayingliving]

“I cannot tell you, I love you,

or hold you when you are sad.

I can’t fix your hair when it’s out of place,

or kiss you when you leave.

And I cannot tell you, I love you.”

You are not mine and I am not okay with that.

[fuuuck-y0u-deactivated20200216]

you’re not mine </3