Pretty, Smart, and Me

Hey! I love pretty things, funny things, stupid things, history things, book things, music things; basically a little bit of everything. Here is a sum up of what I am.

[sweetoothgirl]

Caramel Mascarpone Tart with Brown Sugar Rubbed Pears

[annadovgan]

[reversecow]

[death-topping]

This is most definitely a fake screenshot

[reversecow]

[thatdiabolicalfeminist]

Feminism didn’t teach me to hate men, but it did teach me to stop prioritising them over women.

And it turns out a lot of men think that’s the same thing as hatred.

[britneyqueers]

[officialjiggly]

thats the face of someone who just flicked a fans vagina 

[fatandfuriousburger]

Fat & Furious is coming back tomorrow with a burger from the future past. #backtotheburger

Back To The Burger. Nobody calls me fried chicken. Calamarty McFly. Doc Hash Brown. Flying Goudalorean. Tomathover Board. Lime machine. Heinzstein Ketchup. 88 lettuce slice per hour. Pepper Powder Of Love.

[deletedbbsry]

[plantyr]

☾

[spiritualsun]

good vibes here

[toastbuds]

[casual-werewolf]

[medlie]

HOW TO DEAL WITH BAD GUYS w/ Danger Jenson #yadingus #blades

Long hair: Hey kid, you want some blades?

Glasses: No! Blades are for skatin’!

[Lowers voice] Ya dingus.

[Distantly] It’s kinda snowy!

( captioned-vines )

[theinturnetexplorer]

[chelstone]

[mrboingle]

college professor substitutes for preschoolers and their participation makes him feel something again (@ayitspnayo)

[theotherwesley]

PFFF

[masonsgooding]

[nicoldemort]

[ludcat-blog]

[viejospellejos]

[champagnewithpapi]

“Wanna smell?”

[knusprig-titten-hitler]