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pettycentral

bajn

???they’re using imessage

generic-unnoticeable-person-here

Im her

fuckyeahmarxismleninism

papprekakinga-deactivated202407

Always reblog

writerlywriting-deactivated2019

As a former zookeeper we would hear this a lot. “If you don’t study hard you’ll end up cleaning poop for a living.” It’s the one time we’re allowed to go off on the visitors. I once heard my boss rant for five minutes at a lady, in front of her kids, about how he had a Master’s degree, how people literally worked there for free, and how dare she judge people without bothering to know anything about them. Later that day his boss came by and said, roughly, “She told us what happened. Thanks for not throwing anything this time.”

danielhowell

having a romantic bath with this special guy

thequeerwithoutfear-deactivated

pick your battles. pick… pick fewer battles than that. put some battles back. that’s too many

shanology

greelin

raccoons and their… little hands

taradiddled

2-shane-s

Date someone who will date you

methfall

Need me a freak like that

glumshoe

I…. ordered something online several weeks ago, very late at night, when I was not thinking clearly. I forgot about it until I got a shipping notification in my email two days ago, and now I just have to live with myself knowing I actually purchased it. I’ll share photos when it arrives, because I’ve decided that shame should be felt sparingly and only for deserving things, but. Ugh. I can’t believe I actually bought that.

smilesandvials

I really hope it’s a mandolin because once my friend blacked out, bought a mandolin online, got said mandolin in the mail about 2 weeks later, and then subsequently decided, “Eh, what the shit, I’ll learn mandolin.” which is a pretty good way to take up an instrument, I think.

glumshoe

this item has no functional use and is way stupider than you’re probably imagining

glumshoe

aaaand now it’s buried at the back of my closet forever

augustsgoop

“Very late at night when i was not thinking clearly”

HON just say you were drunk

glumshoe

Look, I know I’m a lightweight, but I still don’t think “one cider” counts as drunk.

setheverman

all letters in my name are actually silent

setheverman

it’s pronounced like *gust of wind*

emeraldembers

Are we talking a poetic autumn breeze or a fart here

setheverman

depends on your accent

“We didn’t used to have all this ADHD and Autism and stuff” I think what you mean is that people used to go undiagnosed and get absolutely no help and were forced to suffer through their life because they had no support or understanding whatsoever but sure, Janice, pretend my generation invented Autism.

lark-in-ink

My grandfather was legit diagnosed with ADHD at the age of about 80 and he was like “OH”

jumpingjacktrash

“we didn’t used to have all this cancer and septicemia and stuff, people just randomly dropped dead because the gods were angry.”

just-shower-thoughts

This is the first time in a decade that we’re having an Olympics without an accompanying Mario vs. Sonic videogame.

just-shower-thoughts

The greatest trick the health care industry ever pulled was to convince us they have to work in their pajamas

armandyke

Summer Olympics: Who can run the fastest? :) Who can swim the fastest? :) Who can do the best somersault? :)

Winter Olympics: WHO CAN MAKE IT TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS ICE SLIDE OF DEATH AND SURVIVE?? WHO CAN GET AROUND THE RINK WITHOUT GETTING THEIR HANDS SLICED OFF BY EVERYONE ELSE’S FEET BLADES?? CAN THIS GUY DO A 1080 DEGREE FLIP WITHOUT DYING??