Tattoo'd Sexy Dancing Monkey

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[only-tiktoks]

[claudiamatossilva]

Hilda by Duane Bryers

[badkidgorgug]

More Hilda!!

[themockingcrows]

in this family we love and support Hilda.

[i-am-the-narwhal]

Yes! Hilda!

[luidilovins]

What i love about this artist’s depictions of women is even the sexualized ones the woman is always genuinely happy and enjoying herself. Frolicking or making funny faces, she’s living her life and looking sexy while doing it, not sitting in a sexual pose for the audience’s view.

[squish-this]

I always forget about Hilda and am so pleased when she randomly shows up on my dash. Always makes my day

[snailfarts]

I love Hilda so much and I want her to be happy

[numinous-queer]

My favorite thing is how Hilda is always doing something and having a BLAST! She’s not posing coyly for anyone, she’s having her own adventures and it’s not about the viewer at all

[trynot2breathe]

Okay so The Truman Show, but the baby is raised, guided to become Bruce Wayne/Batman in the real-to-him City of Gotham. A scripted reality show where every villain, every citizen of fake☆Gotham is an actor except for Bruce. Batman doesn't often kill his villains - safe for tv🤔

[trynot2breathe]

GAS STATION ATTENDANT: Good morning, how are you?

ME: Oh, ya know, livin' the dream.

GSA: That's just white people speak for 'I wish I was dead.'

ME: Accurate.

[trynot2breathe]

What if her last name wasn't Sandiego? What if they were just answering the question..

-Where in the world is Carmen?

•San Diego.

[trynot2breathe]

TOTWAFFLE!

[trynot2breathe]

When your girlfriend says "yeah, I gotta tie her up," but she's talking about a plant.

[trynot2breathe]

My person posts these really beautiful photos of our dogs and sunsets and nature, and then snapchats me the empty toilet paper roll at home while I'm still at work. I guess this is love.

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Ghosting has gotten old. Let's try ghouling instead! Ya know, rattle some chains, make spooky oOoOo-ing sounds, disappear into walls, consume human flesh. Also, continue ignoring texts.

[trynot2breathe]

Volcano? So discouraging. Volcanyes! Positivity is key!

[trynot2breathe]

Making progress on the movie theatre/bar room.

[trynot2breathe]

Have you ever wanted to be married by a non-religious lesbian disaster? Got you covered!

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Time for a pupdate.

[trynot2breathe]

Snow day!

[trynot2breathe]

This song is gorgeous!