Emma: *petting a rabbit* Man, rabbits just make the best pets.
Dilemma: *blank stare* Are you kidding me?
Emma: What?
Dilemma: Rabbits are the worst. Yours don't even cuddle.
Emma: Lou cuddles! ...Sometimes. When you bribe him with raisins.
Dilemma: See? And they're useless! They can break their own backs when they get scared! What kind of defense mechanism is that?
Emma: Okay, but have you seen how cute they are when they scrunch their noses? Like, the cutest.
Dilemma: THEY EAT THEIR OWN POOP.
Emma: Only one of their two kinds of poop!!











