TSFO After Dark

NSFW Blog for The Soulforge Order

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Welcome to The Soulforge Order After Dark blog! This is the NSFW side blog where any mature asks can be sent.

A fair warning to everyone, I am as easy to fluster as Nico, so I won't be as great at answering these as normal asks.

However, I will try my best, and I hope everyone can have fun and keep things respectful.

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Which RO’s find the exhausted and dirty post-battle MC’s attractive, and who thinks they’re gross and demands they take a shower right away?

Thinks MC is attractive: Mina, Will, Nico, and Ara.

Thinks MC is gross: Astrid.

So down bad their opinion camnot be included: Theo and Spencer.

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hello bro salt, how are you doing, I hope your condition is getting better, praying the best for you here.🌻

I'm curious if MC experienced something like this:

Will the ROs have the same reaction as those guys, or will they each have a different reaction?

[source: Manhua: "Nan Hao & Shang Feng"]

Hey Tyo! I'm doing much better. My flu has been defeated and while I am still stressed about my house, at least I have my inbox to cheer me up.

Your ask especially made me laugh a lot. I actually read this series when I was younger, and this got a good chuckle out of me.

Astrid: Hides behind her book because she is experiencing secondhand embarrassment for MC.

Nico: Immediately runs over with his jacket to cover up MC. He won't let anyone see MC's underwear!

Mina: Slowly turns around and walks away. Her lips are twitching, and it seems she is holding back a laugh.

Will: Screaming beautiful and clapping vigorously.

Theo: Covers his face but is peeking through the small gaps left between his fingers.

Ara: Fanning herself and pretending to look away but looking from the corner of her eye.

Spencer: Immediately rips their pants so MC doesn't feel embarrassed alone.

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wonder if spencer would be interested in a threesome with mc and theo

Spencer, before losing their parents, would have happily formed a triad with MC and Theo.

Present day Spencer? That is a firm no. They are unable to share MC with anyone. They are far too jealous. They could never see MC with other people if they were romantically involved. It would destroy them.

Spencer would have been able to love MC and Theo in another life.

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Honestly, of the IF blogs I follow that answer NSFW, this is hands down the funniest. I have zero clue what to expect whenever I see a post and can't begin to imagine what your inbox looks like

We can only praise and congratulate the Anons that have blessed my inbox for being the funniest people on tumblr. They truly bring laughs and joy to all when they decide to grace my inbox.

Every time I open this inbox, I am also stunned by what they have decided to send. But honestly? I couldn't ask for a better inbox.

My days would be so dull without my anons.

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Tuba dick too far anon, I am sorry 😔 it made me laugh in my head, as much as anything because of the onomatopoeia, but I will be more respectful in the future 🫡 thank you for this very silly community you've built here

No no, don't worry! I thought it was hilarious. I was just joking so you, and everyone taking part in the jokes, are more than welcome to continue.

You and everyone have been super respectful and hilarious. I just like to react with funny images and memes. So, there is no need to apologise, and I look forward to more hilarious asks.

I'll add a joking tag or something since tone is very hard to convey over text. I'll make sure everyone knows when I am uncomfortable and when I am playing along.

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I'm going to spin on Nico's thing like a beyblade AND IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO

You know, I really loved beyblade growing up. Collected them, watched the show, and broke a window with one.

All that to say, this is not the image I wish to see in my mind's eye as I think about beyblade.

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Something about Nico playing the French horn feels right to me. It's complicated, it's hard to do, it's prestigious, and it still sounds of doofy (to me! No judgment to the French horners of the world, I have a very good friend who plays)

As someone who watched Hibike! Euphonium I feel a great attachment to Nico being a trumpet player. He is so Reina Kousaka coded (weird teacher crush aside).

But you know what? Your reasoning can sway me. French horn would be hilarious and I love it.

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Theo's got a tuba dick

Anon... sometimes... we can let our thoughts remain thoughts. We don't have to let them be known to the public.

(I did laugh though)

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I'd like to return to the idea of glassware and that if flicking the clit is a crystalline clink, then rubbing it is like when you wet your finger and run it on a wine glass and it makes that ethereal glass harp sound

Be honest. Should TSFO be changed to a musical IF? Because the way things are going, everyone is just interested in playing the ROs bodies like instruments and creating masterpieces.

Proposed short story: AU where the soulforge order is actually just an orchestral group and everyone is trained in classical music.

You are now battling sheet music and interpersonal relationships. What instrument should be assigned to each RO?

I see the vision...

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when she squirts it sounds like a laser firing

Every day I open my inbox and I am amazed by what I read.

Pack up, anons. We have a winner. We can't get better than this. The crown has been placed.

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I would like you to know that I posted this

Into a discord channel with absolutely zero context I am still laughing my ass off just thinking about the reaction

I need to know what the reaction was. I can only imagine the chaos that erupted after you dropped that bomb upon the server without context.

The asks have been so hilarious that I have been sharing it with all my friends because I love it. The creativity of my anons must be appreciated by a wider mass.

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jumping on Theo's thang like a pogo stick going going boing boing (nods somberly)

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I like this Spanish guitar idea, maybe playing the clit is playing a single perfect arpeggio

And of course, let us not forget that the ass will be like a bongo drum. A soulful thump.

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just wanted to say I am in absolute shambles over these onomatopoeia asks.... what is going on... banjos...? I am surrounded by geniuses!!

I am having the time of my life. This has honestly been a bright spot during a really terrible time. I can't thank these anons enough for being the funniest people on earth and blessing my inbox.

(For context, I am dealing with water damage in my house, and even imagining the repair bill has given me headaches)

So thank you anons. You are the best. Every ask has made me laugh and I've been sharing them with friends who have also found great joy in it.

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Huh, I was also thinking higher pitch. Admittedly my conclusion was closer to it should be the opposite of "boing" so a "clink", like tapping on the side of a champagne glass.

Does that mean if two clit havers dry hump, it is like clinking two champagne glasses together?

Many thoughts to be had...

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If you want something thematically close to "boing" but distinct from, may I submit a harmonious "twang"?

You get it, anon. You see the vision.

I propose that instead of the flick or slap, we look at it as more of a strumming motion. Twang gives you the visual of a banjo. We are on the right path!

Or if we go the spanish guitar method where it is a mixture of the pluck and strum...