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Indie OC RP blog. I track the tag tsun butt About Rules

[onlyrpmemes]

Adorable Starters

“Guess what I got you!”

“That looks cute on you.”

“Sorry I worked late today. Want to do something?”

“I just want to run my fingers through your hair.”

“I’m exhausted. Want to just cuddle?”

“Calm down. It’s okay. No one was hurt.”

“It’s a beautiful day. Want to have a picnic?”

“Want to marathon something on Netflix?”

“Care to dance?”

“That was a nice surprise. What’s the occasion?”

“You are so adorable!”

“There’s a festival this weekend. Want to check it out?”

“Does this look silly?”

“Plenty of room under the blankets…”

“Let me help you with that.”

“Can we just stay in today?”

“I cleared my schedule to spend all day with you.”

“How did you like the flowers?”

“I feel like going to the beach.”

[vibrantstardust-blog]

A puddle of water laid visible in front of her, but she just brushed it off. Kana didn’t think she’d actually slip on it even if she was aware that she disregarded it.

“Holy shit-” She’s a runner in the track team for god’s sake just jump over it.

[tsundere-cleric]

Milk, eggs...oh, bread, too.

Kendall mulled over her mental grocery list, only to be shocked out of her thoughts by the sound of someone slipping.

“Are you okay?!”

[those-crazy-meme-nights]

If My Muse were a God or Goddess, Send what you think they would be God/Goddess of, and tell what Your Muse would leave on their altar to appease them..

[ye-lost-bard]

sounds like fun

[tsundere-cleric]

Aira was dumbfounded by Kendall’s confession. It was uncommon for her to hear a fellow cadet confess their feelings towards combat based classes, but wouldn’t it usually be the other way around? She wanted to know Kendall’s thoughts even more.

“Is that so…“ She paused and fiddled with her cup before continuing, "May I ask why?”

Keeping her eyes locked on the table, Kendall explained, “I can’t fight like you guys can. I can’t protect the people I care about.”

“I just...wish I could fight like you.”

[tsundere-cleric]

Aira sipped a cup of lemonade, amusement in her eyes towards Kendall before placing her cup down on the glossy surface of the round table, a small sigh escaping her lips as she moved her attention to her cup. “I’m in class three, an energetic bunch.” She turned her gaze to a nearby group of cadets with purple mantles and pulled out her own, folded carefully into a pocket. “And this, my dear,” she placed the fabric beside her cup, “Is too flashy for my tastes, if I may add.” A hint of embarrassment on her face.

Kendall eyed the purple material before reaching a hesitant hand out to ghost over it. She studied the mantle silently, eyes softening as she admitted, “I’m in class seven.” Eyes narrowing, she confessed, “I’m jealous of you class three cadets.”

[flawlessastrology]

sweet n soft asks

sweet- what’s your favorite type of candy smooth- do you like classical music baby- do you want to be a parent courage- are you a strong athlete lovely- what’s the adjective you use when people ask “how are you” cutie- what’s your favorite orange thing skin- do you want any tattoos pictures- is art important to you in any way stars- use one word to describe space religion- do you practice religion - what religion if so one- are you a competitive person makeup- what is your most heavily used makeup product sheets- how many blankets do you sleep with chalk- what subject are you best at in school blush- are you easily embarrassed water- when was the last time you cried karma- do you believe in luck lips- what is your favorite thing to taste cupcake- cookies, pie, ice cream or cake music- list your 3 favorite bands or artists night- how many hours of sleep do you get smile- how was your day today

[rp-memes]

Send me a shitty pickup line to see how my muse reacts!

Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.

Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.

I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way

I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.

Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?

Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.

I will stop loving you when an apple grows from a mango tree on the 30th of February.

Do you live in a corn field, cause I’m stalking you.

Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.

You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?

Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.

[promptsareus-blog1]

Send me a “🎒” and my muse will list all the things they currently have in their bag.

[makochosena]

hunterri:

wishlist:

you jog shirtless past my house every morning au

we’re the only single people at this wedding table lets get drunk and bitch about everyone au

“i’m a radio host who indirectly mentions you and flirts with you on my show but you’re so goddamn clueless, please just notice me i’m so desperate for you it’s kind of sad (see: welcome to night vale)” au

‘we take the same elevator every day and due to a misunderstanding I assumed you didn’t speak english and I’ve been talking to my friend about how hot you are for three weeks and apparently my friend has known from the start but you agreed not to tell me bc you both think its hilarious what the fuck’ au

you’ve been sleeping at mine because your house is being renovated and we aren’t even dating, yet every time you wake up to the baby crying and sigh, “i’ll go” i feel like we might as well be married

“you’ve been awkwardly inching your way towards the human sexuality section of the bookstore i work at for like fifteen minutes are you looking for something in particular or –?”

“We’re both cosplayers and we somehow always manage to meet each other at cons dressed as a popular ship and people want photos of us in compromising positions and oops now we’re kissing” AU

preacher’s daughter falls for a bad boy

“I’m in a bookshop and I really need that book can you get it for me??? Wait you’ve read that book? let’s have an in depth conversation about it.”

“You’re afraid that you’ll lose me in big crowds so you always hold my hand but now you just hold my hand when there’s only, like, five people around and I’m getting vry suspicious”

“Our dogs whine whenever they’re apart so we spend pretty much every day together” AU

“I walked in on your ex yelling at you so you grabbed me and kissed me  so she’d go away and I’m kind of freaked out I literally just met you last week” AU

“i accidentally took your laundry but just so you know you have awesome taste in underwear” au

the walls are really thin and i can hear everything you’re saying could you please shut the fuck up new neighbour au

you jog shirtless past my house every morning au

awkward teenage seven-minutes-in-heaven au

foreign exchange student au

[insiightful-deactivated20160117]

Send me “HC” + a word and I’ll write a headcanon about it.

[tsundere-cleric]

tsun-butt-->tsundere-cleric

[lottiebedlam]

KINK RATING TIME!!

Send me a kink and I’ll rate it! 

No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know |

[ofhotheads-blog]

sex+romance headcanons!

Send me a symbol. Please note that some answers may be NSFW.

🌟 What is my muse’s sexual/romantic orientation? 💦 At what age did my muse lose their virginity? 😘 Would my muse have sex on the first date? 😊 Would my muse ever ask someone on a date? 👍 Does my muse prefer to be asked on a date, or would they rather do the asking? 😉 What are my muse’s fetishes/kinks? 💬 When did my muse go on their first date? 💯 What is my muse’s ideal date? 💗 Has my muse ever been in love? 👠 What was my muse’s last serious relationship like? 👰 Would my muse ever get married? 🌼 Would my muse prefer a big wedding or a small wedding? 🍬 Is my muse a sub, dom, or switch? 🏩 What was my muse’s first time like? 🎆 Is my muse into monogamy? 💕 Would my muse ever be in a polyamorous relationship? 🔥 Would my muse ever be up for a threesome? 👮 Has my muse ever had sex in public? 💔 What was my muse’s first heartbreak? 💑 What are my muse’s requirements for a potential partner? 💋 How many people has my muse slept with? 👀 Is my muse the type to sleep around? 👎 Would my muse ever cheat on their partner? 😳 What was my muse’s worst romantic/sexual relationship? 💲Would my muse ever date/marry/sleep with someone because they were rich? 👓 Would my muse ever lie for sex? 👿 Would my muse ever blackmail someone into sex? 🎥 Who is my muse’s celebrity crush? 🎀 Who would my muse sleep with if nobody ever had to know? 💍 Has my muse ever had a one-night stand? 💝 Does my muse like Valentine’s Day? 💘 What are the ways my muse says ‘I love you’ without actually saying it?

[sunshine-memes]

For the next five asks, my muse cannot tell a lie.

[tsundere-cleric]

Aira gently took Kendall’s offering hand, and shook it happily with both of her hands, smiling at her before pausing, “My apologies! It seems I was too engrossed with the presence of a lovely lady that I had forgot to introduce myself.“ She lets out a flustered laugh, releasing Kendall’s hand and gives a quick bow.

“I’m Aira, it’s a pleasure to meet you, lovely Kendall.”

“It’s nice to meet you, lovely Kendall.”

Kendall immediately jumped back, face painted a vibrant red as she stumbled over her protests.

“I-I’m not…I’m not lovely! You’re exaggerating! I’m–you–jeez!”

[tsundere-cleric]

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Kendall stared across the table at Aira, eyes narrowed in thought as the other girl sipped her drink. Now that she really thought about, she didn’t know anything about Aira. Kendall didn’t even know what class she was in, or even if she went to the Peristylium in the first place!

“Hey, Aira,” she started. “What class are you in?”

[painted-bees]

Character solidifying!

[rockinrpmemes]

1. How does your character think of their father? What do they hate and love about him? What influence - literal or imagined - did the father have? 2. Their mother? How do they think of her? What do they hate? Love? What influence - literal or imagined - did the mother have? 3. Brothers, sisters? Who do they like? Why? What do they despise about their siblings? 4. What type of discipline was your character subjected to at home? Strict? Lenient? 5. Were they overprotected as a child? Sheltered? 6. Did they feel rejection or affection as a child? 7. What was the economic status of their family? 8. How does your character feel about religion? 9. What about political beliefs? 10. Is your character street-smart, book-smart, intelligent, intellectual, slow-witted? 11. How do they see themselves: as smart, as intelligent, uneducated? 12. How does their education and intelligence – or lack thereof - reflect in their speech pattern, vocabulary, and pronunciations? 13. Did they like school? Teachers? Schoolmates? 14. Were they involved at school? Sports? Clubs? Debate? Were they unconnected? 15. Did they graduate? High-School? College? Do they have a PHD? A GED? 16. What does your character do for a living? How do they see their profession? What do they like about it? Dislike? 17. Did they travel? Where? Why? When? 18. What did they find abroad, and what did they remember? 19. What were your character’s deepest disillusions? In life? What are they now? 20. What were the most deeply impressive political or social, national or international, events that they experienced? 21. What are your character’s manners like? What is their type of hero? Whom do they hate? 22. Who are their friends? Lovers? ‘Type’ or ‘ideal’ partner? 23. What do they want from a partner? What do they think and feel of sex? 24. What social groups and activities does your character attend? What role do they like to play? What role do they actually play, usually? 25. What are their hobbies and interests? 26. What does your character’s home look like? Personal taste? Clothing? Hair? Appearance? 27. How do they relate to their appearance? How do they wear their clothing? Style? Quality? 28. Who is your character’s mate? How do they relate to him or her? How did they make their choice? 29. What is your character’s weaknesses? Hubris? Pride? Controlling? 30. Are they holding on to something in the past? Can he or she forgive? 31. Does your character have children? How do they feel about their parental role? About the children? How do the children relate? 32. How does your character react to stress situations? Defensively? Aggressively? Evasively? 33. Do they drink? Take drugs? What about their health?  34. Does your character feel self-righteous? Revengeful? Contemptuous? 35. Do they always rationalize errors? How do they accept disasters and failures? 36. Do they like to suffer? Like to see other people suffering? 37. How is your character’s imagination? Daydreaming a lot? Worried most of the time? Living in memories? 38. Are they basically negative when facing new things? Suspicious? Hostile? Scared? Enthusiastic? 39. What do they like to ridicule? What do they find stupid? 40. How is their sense of humor? Do they have one? 41. Is your character aware of who they are? Strengths? Weaknesses? Idiosyncrasies? Capable of self-irony? 42. What does your character want most? What do they need really badly, compulsively? What are they willing to do, to sacrifice, to obtain? 43. Does your character have any secrets? If so, are they holding them back? 44. How badly do they want to obtain their life objectives? How do they pursue them? 45. Is your character pragmatic? Think first? Responsible? All action? A visionary? Passionate? Quixotic? 46. Is your character tall? Short? What about size? Weight? Posture? How do they feel about their physical body? 47. Do they want to project an image of a younger, older, more important person? Does they want to be visible or invisible? 48. How are your character’s gestures? Vigorous? Weak? Controlled? Compulsive? Energetic? Sluggish? 49. What about voice? Pitch? Strength? Tempo and rhythm of speech? Pronunciation? Accent? 50. What are the prevailing facial expressions? Sour? Cheerful? Dominating?