Fanfiction, Apparently

A writing sideblog that accidentally ended up being a metric fuckton of BillDip fic.

[chimpanzeedotcom]

*penis starts throbbing* my arch nemesis is near…

[tswwwit]

Any thoughts on Bill purring? Either as a way to out his real affections or as a way to annoy the shit out of Dipper?

I am 100% on the inhuman purring train for basically any character!

With Bill, though, purring when he's happy? Ah, he's always happy! Never a bad day for this guy! The world is his triangular oyster and an infinite party! The only reason he wouldn't be purring 24/7 is because he can't, obviously. Sure, he may have done it a few times way way back in the day, but that was an artifact of a different age in a boring dimension!

All this to say, the requirements for purring aren't just 'in a good mood'. Happy's one thing - but contentment is a different beast entirely. It requires calm. Being pleased with things! And of course, feeling safe.

So it is to Bill's immense surprise when one day, resting his head in his husband's lap and having his hair played with, that Dipper freezes up and asks what the fuck that rumbling sound is.

[tswwwit]

its pride month, tswwwit.

you know what that means

What. Do you want me to make like

more gay fiction?

[just-another-cat-blog]

pride month!!!

[lemonsharks]

Is that a miette?

[jeanjauthor]

Pride for you!  Pride for a thousand years!!

[lost-and-cursed]

you COME OUT to miette? you come out to her as queer? oh! oh! pride for mother! pride for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

[cobythinks]

Dead wife montage but it's all slow motion shots of your dead wife throwing grenades and doing backflips and oneshotting the enemy with their long range weapons

[tswwwit]

do you have any tips for actually enjoying writing because this SUUUCKS

Daydream

Come up with a Cool Idea that makes you cackle to yourself

Write That

Optional:

Add further context so the funny/heartwrenching/romantic/etc. emotion Really Hits

[tswwwit]

Okay i know you're not a big kidfic fan, but I saw one of your other familiar au asks and the thought hit me-

What if by the time Bill was able to reunite with a reincarnation of Dipper he was already a legal guardian/parent of some kind? Invisoning an 18 year old Dipper that has to raise his much younger sister Mabel after they've died in an accident, or something.

I can't see Dipper agreeing to leave her, and Bill knows not to mess with his family lest Dipper hate him forever - how would that shake out? Would she be able to be taken to the fearamid ?

Bill would, reluctantly, let him take the kid with them. It's possible for Dipper to bring other people over to the Mindscape, it's just not often done due to it being Dangerous as Hell!

See, Bill knows that there's no way Dipper's ditching the sister. It's just not happening! The only thing he'd get by even suggesting it is the cold shoulder and a knee in the nards.

But hey, he's clever! He's adaptable! And he's absolutely willing to supply a young Mabel with all the candy, glitter, and stuffed animals she wants if it gets her to pester her brother to Marry Bill!! He's So Cool!

[aliosne]

[paperplateprose]

writing challenge!

open up your document and put words in it

[tswwwit]

i feel like, with:

that bill's body is a construct which has organs according more or less to billdip's whims,

and that dipper has life magic,

only thing stopping these two from having an accidental pregnancy is that bill usually tops and they dont have a breeding kink.

sorry for this cursed thing, i was reading a fic from another fandom and then thought of familiar au....

You're right and you should say it. Bill's got a weird body - and weird biology even outside it! - so it was always more likely that he would be the one knocked up. Though I suspect he knows that and has Taken Precautions.

[tswwwit]

What are you up to now that the Poltergeist AU is done? (And wow that wasn’t in my cards for 2026)

Good question! I've sort of been at loose ends, so I'm not sure what's next!

What are you guys into?

Poltergeist epilogue

Demon Dipper

Familiar AU

Smut

Smut (dubcon)

Stop procrastinating on your OC stuff

Voting ended onMay 13

[isan-y-k]

I miss them

[tswwwit]

Thank you for your delightful words, and I'm glad you enjoyed it!

This was also a very long ask so I'm gonna break it up into chunks to better answer the questions. More below!

Ah, Bill was a clever son of a bitch in life! And currently!

He mentions in Chapter 19 that his Grand Plan - if it had succeeded -was to pretend to be his own heir, in order to continually keep his fortune.

And that's exactly what he'll do in order to get his hands on his Rightful 'Inheritance'.

It won't be immediate, of course. In fact it's going to be a huge legal headache and a half. But these days they have DNA testing to prove his claim, and he's definitely not above digging up his own father's grave to get a sample.

In summary: Bill's going to be Bill Cipher "The Third", once they get all of the legal shenanigans settled. He'll have all his cash and an eternity of Dipper teasing him about 'being his own grandpa'.

It's modern clothes for him until he can afford his preferred wardrobe again. Which will be fun and novel for a while, but he's always gonna drift back to the dapper standard.

Only if he makes an effort. Ghosts do this naturally, but while Alive it's a lot harder to pull off.

I agree! Give this woman a gift certificate for One (1) Punch to the Face on this man.

Mabel is at least the third most thrilled about the situation. Maybe even the second-most, besides Bill himself! Being alive again is always gonna take home the gold in joy. Better prep yourself for some Big Big hugs, Bill. And a bunch of new sweaters.

Mabel could also be a medium, sort of! She won't reach Dipper's level and certainly not Bill's, but she's got enough oomf to pull off a few tricks.

[tswwwit]

Loved the poltergeist finale! It was very very funny to see Dipper stressing Bill out instead of the other way around

Thank you, it was fun to write! I have other ideas in that AU but they're not plotty, so I'll probably just throw a few oneshots out here and there.

[tswwwit]

Okay, my family and I am Escape Room enthusiasts and have currently done 200 Escape Rooms around the world and now I am just imagining Dipper and Bill going through some of the less fun experiences XD

Dipper is working hard to solve a puzzle while Bill riles him up from within the room the demon has locked himself inside.

This puzzle took a moment for Dipper to put all the pieces together, but he finally got the final hints needed and now the answer is absolutely clear to him.

He inserts the code.

...

Nothing happens.

From inside his room, Bill is laughing tauntely, shaking his head at Dipper getting something so simple wrong.

Dipper can feel his annoyance rise, but it is still clearly within the horny zone. He checks the puzzle again.

Hmm, same answer? Maybe he put it in wrong?

...

...

Still nothing happens.

Is there a certain order he has to add the solution? He looks over all the hints, but nothing stands out to him. He still tries to add the solution in different orders.

After 6 or 7 attempts and no reaction, the annoyance is moving dangerously close to the horny-line. Clearly something isn't right here.

Bill has been taunting him all the while, bragging about just how clever a demon like him is compared to a feeble human (sexy talk), when Dipper interrupts him.

"Is the solution [this]?"

"Ha, Pinetree, you think I will just give you the answer that easily? If you think you got it, just try it and see if-"

"No, I am asking you if this thing is broken. Is the solution [this]? Nothing happens when I try it"

Bill hesitates. Asks Dipper to turn the puzzle towards the mirror to his room so he can see. Dipper does and he checks the answer.

...

He asks Dipper to pull at the puzzle. Dipper does and it is like it is nailed shut. Bill urges Dipper to pull harder.

When nothing continues to happen, Bill curses and kicks open the door to his room to go solve the puzzle himself. He changes the solution back and forth just to make sure he places everything correctly.

When nothing happens, Bill himself begins to check the hints to the puzzle to make sure he got it right. At this point Dipper has sat down, back against the wall to Bills room, head in his hands as he waits.

After way too long and mood properly ruined, Bill finally give up and turns to Dipper with a smirk and a suggestion that they take things elsewhere. By this point Dipper has already closed the door to Bills room, effective locked himself inside until his stupid demon repairs his stupid puzzle.

The next time they do this, Bill has triple checked every single puzzle beforehand.

Beautiful, amazing, I salute you anon! Both for your expertise and insight, and for this lovely scene.

[tswwwit]

Ngl I was convinced u were gonna update on the 30th of this month as commitment to the bit (10 years since u posted chapter 1) lmao

Oh my god I didn't even think of that.

But hey, I finished it before it hit that mark! Take that, inexorable passage of time!

[tswwwit]

BEHOLD! It is Finished.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/7023922/chapters/221802876

After many long years of lying around, the Poltergeist fic is complete! If you've been waiting for it to get out of the WIP stage to read it, now's your chance.

Well, technically finished. I think this needs an epilogue to really round it out, but STILL!

Thanks to everyone who's stuck with it on this journey, and thanks for reading!