âŚ.yall i got in a car crash trying to turn left out of a parking lot three weeks ago and this is like my first time back on this site besides to very quickly make a post i dreamed about and not to scroll and this is the first fucking thing i see
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âŚ.yall i got in a car crash trying to turn left out of a parking lot three weeks ago and this is like my first time back on this site besides to very quickly make a post i dreamed about and not to scroll and this is the first fucking thing i see
yknow how there are those videos that are like âhow different types of [stereotype] [do mundane thing]â well i just had a thought that there should be one like âhow different types of mental illnesses stub their toeâ bcus i have ocd and thought that the ocd one would stub their toe and then immediately stub the other one with the sheer force of a god and iâm not entirely sure where this came from
you told me you never check your texts
So why is it you respond to me in minutes?
âIâm biâ
Bilingual? Bisexual? Bipartisan? Bigender? Girl clarify i canât do this
https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/2069970
Features:
9 human skin tones
Facial scars
Vitiligo
Body scars, including mastectomy
Tattoos
Inclusive hairstyles
Facial hair
Face masks
Eyepatches
Head coverings
Hearing aid
Horns
Cross and star of David necklaces
Cane
Flags:
Progress, rainbow, gay, lesbian, bisexual, pansexual, polysexual, omnisexual, sapphic, achillean, asexual, aromantic, aroace, demisexual, demiromantic, polyamorous (original and new)
Transgender, nonbinary, intersex, two spirit, genderqueer, genderfluid, demigirl, demiboy, bigender (old and new), pangender, agender, neutrois, demigender, genderflux, xenogender
awww i love it
Tlc as phrases me and my friends said Thorne, about Winter: Oh great! You're here. CAN YOU HELP ME INTERROGATE HER Cress: I am the new Sherlock Holmes Cinder: ah. delicious water. Peony: *runs* WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE Iko: MATH HAS A PROGRAMMING ERROR Winter: *waves at the moon* HI Jacin: I'll beat you on the head with this water jug I swear Scarlet: i wanna be where no ppl are Wolf: look cherry tomatoes Kai: Are you ok Cinder: no Iko: BLACKPINK is my gasoline Winter: I can't live without milk
first day of band camp this year got me feeling like one of these ran me over
Reblog if you're shorter than 5'8.
an accidental poem was written in this post for the haiku bot
i just the weirdest bmc thought give me a sec to draw it
just realized i never drew this
give me a another second
no one made me do this so i forgot
give me one more second i swear
ok it took three whole seconds (93 days) but i have done it
the weirdest BMC thought i had three seconds (93 days) ago
@thesquirrelqueer i am so sorry it has taken me so long
i did not mean to leave you on such a terrible cliffhanger
i just the weirdest bmc thought give me a sec to draw it
just realized i never drew this
give me a another second
no one made me do this so i forgot
give me one more second i swear
i just the weirdest bmc thought give me a sec to draw it
just realized i never drew this
give me a another second
you accept rhonda perkins' challenge. now select your weapon
rifle and bayonet
piano (dropped from a great height)
lightsaber (double-ended)
nothing. I can take her bare knuckle
Blaster Nerf Elite 2.0
a bomb disguised as a peace-making present
ray gun
an orange cat
confetti grenade
other
trojan horse
im realizing that i havent listened to any new musicals in like a year and a half
ok ready?
try Ordinary Days
ok youâre welcome please do it
AITA
ok hereâs the situation
i have this friend, weâll call her k. i love her dearly and iâve known her since 4th grade. weâre not super close, but we are good friends. in fourth and fifth grade, she was wonderful, but she occasionally had this problem where one tiny thing would inconvenience her and she would lose her mind on our friend group. iâm talking screaming, flipping out, âyoure all horrible peopleâ type of losing her mind all because of one tiny thing that none of us caused. she would also never apologize.
ok so i didnât really talk to her much in middle school, partially because of this. this year (weâre in high school) weâve reconnected. itâs been great, sheâs wonderful, no problems. so today, weâre having lunch and sheâs trying to find another friend and is getting a little frustrated. a friend of ours (weâll call her v) makes a light hearted joke, one that there is no way to take offensively, and she loses her mind. screaming, swearing, losing her mind on v. (this is on the front lawn of our school in front of a lot of other kids) so she leaves and weâre all like ok, what the actual fuck. so sheâs not really talking much, but after the class after lunch sheâs walking with me and another friend from our lunch group. says nothing, doesnât mention it. she doesnât say anything about it again, to me, anyone else at lunch, or v. she didnât apologize and is acting like it didnât happen.
Am i overreacting, or does she owe the lunch group and v an apology?
Wrap up- friend threw a massive fit and is ignoring it.
Happy Pride đłď¸âđ
Lesbians, may you have interest-free financing on Subarus.
Gays, may you have perpetual brunch.
Bisexuals, may you have a lifetime free from threesome jokes.
Transgenders, may you have clothing that fits precisely how you want it to.
Questionings, may you only have to make up your mind when/if you want to.
Queers, may you never have to conform.
Intersex, may you have medical professionals who know what the fuck theyâre talking about.
Asexuals, may invitations to âNetflix and Chillâ always be literal.
+s, may you be free from all negativity.
Love you guys. Every day of the year.
omnisexuals may we all manage to make it another year with committing a federal crime
currently making a guy watch newsies for the first time and we got halfway through âcarrying the bannerâ before he suddenly went, âoh my god, itâs called newsies because they sell newspapersâ
some more significant commentary from him, best read with the context that he was truly going in completely blind:
immediately declared morris was his favourite because, âlook at that waistcoat.â
âis [les] wearing a double-breasted shirt? kid looks fresh as hell.â
âwhâleave her alone, dude,â when jack is bothering katherine in her box at the theatre.
very softly breathed, âoh, hello,â when one of the twins showed up shirtless
heâs an actual factory worker and maybe got genuinely radicalised during âthe world will knowâ
(and, again, more than halfway through the song went, âoh! âcause the newspaper is called âthe worldâ!â)
âwaistcoat boy is stealing the child!â
at the end of âseize the dayâ: âthis is all gonna go to shit, isnât it?â
halfway through âsanta feâ: [very softly] âthat went to shit so fast.â
[after almost every stunt, flip, acrobatics] âhow did he not die?â
pretended he was not crying during âletter from the refugeâ until it got to âyour friend. your best friend. your brother.â and he buried his face in his hand and let out a sound i can only describe as a whimper
âhey, lighten up, no one died!â âoh my god.â
sat entirely upright with raw open-mouthed shock when katherine was revealed as pulitzerâs daughter
immediately fell so in love with spot that he forgot to pay attention. âthis guyâs fucking awesome.â then, quieter, âhis arms.â
lost his shit when jack and katherine first kissed
continued to lose his shit through âsomething to believe inâ
âor is it because iâm a girl?â âoof.â ânow would be a good time to shut up.â âyeah.â
havenât we all fallen in love with a version of spot conlin at one point