Rose

I can blink.

[yamujiburo]

will tumblr let me keep this up?

[roach-works]

it's cold out there, reblog to give a trans man a cup of soump

[natalieironside]

My bros deserve soup

[burnbrighterthanever]

And rb to give a trans woman a cup of hot chocolate.

[flowerbleedme]

reblog to give a nonbinary person a

GOT

DAMN

OYSTER

[yamujiburo]

First words~

Jules didn’t stop yelling “Wobbuffet” for weeks much to Jessie’s dismay. Jessie and James were still very proud that her first word was such an advanced one

Uncle Meowth helped Jean learned how to speak. Their first word was “Rocket”, just like him!

[sori4rt]

[happilyspookypeace]

[striders]

me hyping myself up before entering any public area: i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal

[depsidase]

[randomitemdrop]

Item: Orb of Artist-Angering

[ultrafacts]

[blackgirlsparadise]

How….?

[pastelsponge-deactivated2015020]

STEVEN RUSSELL WAS A FUCKING GENIUS. 

Originally arrested for Insurance Fraud, he met the love of his life Phillip Morris in prison

He got out before Phillip, so he proceeded to GET PHILLIP OUT OF PRISON

He wanted to give Phillip a glamourous life, so he got a big-name job, and then started embezzling funds

he was arrested and then broke out TWICE MORE and kept busting out

then he was arrested again, and the above happened

while he was on the run from this, he was determined to get Phillip (who was in trouble for harboring him) out of prison so he pretended to be a lawyer and hit up Phillip’s jail 24/7. He tried to get Phillip moved to a prison closer to where he was hiding so he couLD VISIT HIM

AND THEN he made a fake identity and tried to get a 75k loan, and was arrested AGAIN, but he FAKED A HEART ATTACK AND LEFT BEFORE HE WAS EVEN PLACED IN PRISON AGAIN

There’s a movie about his life called “I love you, phillip morris” Starring Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor

[rainfallinhell]

Seriously go watch I Love You Philip Morris, it’s literally just a “be gay do crime” rom com there’s no killing your gays or angsty plot messes, the comedy is amazing and it’s sweet and I’d die for it

[monpetitcabbage]

guess what’s going on my to watch list now

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

I deleted gender to free up space in my mind for video game music

[nami-sore]

They love carrots so MUCH

[orcinusalba]

One of my favourite videos on the internet

[the-tree-line]

THIS is what it means to go absolutely hog wild

[stereofeathers]

What I expected moving to texas: oh hm, cowboy boot... steak..,? the ole' prairie. youve been invited to,come lasso a tumbleweed,! 'howdy there sherriff' as a tramp stamp tattoo. Sweet teA hp potion... country girls make do

What I got when I moved to texas: i cant really leave the house bc theres about 20-30 of these big blue crabs that came up from their underground tunnels bc of the wet and rainy weather all standing on the patio having a fucking clawnference meeting

[gonanatop]

Texas:*spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spa

[kentuckyfriedfungus]

[ampervadasz]

[bigwordsandsharpedges]

When I was a kid, I thought those pillars went down to the sea floor.

In reality, they usually go down to some large submerged floats.

[kasaron]

I dislike this. 

[isensmith]

[someemochick]

Let us not forget the greatest real-life bard of all time.

[justanotherwriter69]

Reblogging this because people need to know about the original Badass Bisexual

[is-it-mungojerry-or-rumpelteazer]

She did that. She was also so extra she had to be pardoned by the King of France… twice. -The first time it was because of the aforementioned “breaking and entering a convent to flee with a novice while also putting a dead nun in her bed [that she had previously dug up from the nearby cemetery] and setting fire to the convent just in case”. -The second time it was because she went to a Royal Ball and spent so much time flirting with a high society girl so overtly that three of her suitors challenged her to a duel. She fought the three of them at once and then went back in to continue flirting with the girl. She apparently hadn’t considered the small fact that duels were outlawed, and that maybe having three duels on the Royal Palace gardens wasn’t the best idea ever? Luckily for her Louis XIV found her hilarious and he pardoned her a second time. -She also gained her living for a while by doing ‘singing and dueling demonstrations’. As in dueling and singing mocking songs about the guys she was dueling at the same time. - Apparently, during her time at the Opera, she challenged to duels all the nobles who tried to molest the chorus girls. When she realized they went around saying “they had been mugged by a gang” to cover for the fact that they had been crushed by an opera singer, she started taking small objects from them and returning them in front of everyone, “you forgot this when I beat you up” style. - When the woman she loved the most in her life died, she apparently retired from public life… to a convent. She died at 33 (37 according to other sources).

If you want more details about Julie d’Aubigny, aka Madame de Maupin, and you speak Spanish, there is this twitter thread that gives all the information above and more. Warning, though, it uses quite a lot of slang.

[awesome-cookies-and-cream]

MA'AM PLEASE MARRY ME

[lnfini-deactivated20230930]

disclaimer: I am east asian. if anyone who is not white sees anything wrong with my phrasing, inaccuracies, or insensitivity, or something I missed, please feel free to add on. I'm just one person with one perspective; none of what I say should be taken as The Singular way to draw an Asian character. if you havent done so already, please take the effort to expand your view of Asian culture outside this one tutorial.

if a white person reblogs this and adds something stupid I'm going to bite and kick you like a wild animal

[rose-can-blink]

I drew my Halloween Version of Klee since I haven’t gotten her yet :’((((

I want Klee so baddd T^T

(oh yeah I changed my signature hehe)

[chasingstarlightz]

Idk if I’m following the right people but the internet is deadass silent about Kipo and has been even though it ended.

I’ll still toot this horn of mine but everyone screams about rep and diversity and the noise people make about this show is like hearing a pin drop in an empty room compared to she-ra and BOTH shows are good and I don’t get it.

[chasingstarlightz]

Reminder that kipo exists and all of their main characters are Black and one of them is gay and has a boyfriend who is Latino

[chasingstarlightz]

Hi all, correcting myself. Today Rad and Kipo writer Taylor Orci confirmed his full name is Troy Sandoval and that he is half Latinx (mexican)/Half Filipino

Anyways if you’ve been sleeping on this show, now’s a great time to support an animated series full of POC leads.

[authoratmidnight]

For anyone curious, the plot of the show is that, in a post apocalyptic Earth where the surface is ruled by large, mutant animals (referred to as “mutes” presumably just a shortened version of ‘mutant’), humans have been forced underground into ‘burrows’.

Kipo Oak is a girl from a burrow, forced out and separated from her home and family, when it’s attacked by a giant mute and now journeying to find her father and Burrow. 

This is the main cast:

(From left to right we have Benson, Kipo and Wolf in the back rrow with Mandu and Dave in the front row)

‘But Icy!’ you cry ‘Why is Kipo PINK??’

Why indeed? :3 You’ll just have to watch to find out b/c yes there IS a reason for it and NO I will not spill the deets cause spoilers ;)

ALSO, it is a musical! sort of. It has a lot of songs and they’re really fun

And it spans 3 seasons!

[lebritanyamor-deactivated202601]

[laurdlannister-kingslayer]

[sauvamente]

This is so fucking wack

[hundondestiny]

You guys really just hate any woman using her sexuality to make money. You’ll consume all her media for free but the moment she wants something in return y’all get spiteful and way outta pocket about it. The whole “but Snapchat doesn’t allow adult content!” is fucking weak because I’m sure y’all still posting ass and thirst traps constantly.

I don’t even know how this alone would be an act of tax fraud, you have no idea what income she reports, but the fact that y’all feel SO strongly about this shit that you try to fuck up people’s livelihoods for the laughs is garbage. I hope the next time y’all need any assistance everyone spits in your face.

[twinkle-pistol-blog]

It’s been awful on Facebook. Men would go and harass women who do sex work. And start posting edgy memes and saying really disgusting shit. And these are the same ones that are like “I respect all women! Why don’t they like me!?” 🙄

[lebritanyamor-deactivated202601]

the sites that we use to sell our content TAX US . i’ve sent in the tax forms on more than one occasion .

[kahtiihma]

and of course they aren’t out there reporting their weed guy to the irs. it’s pure hatred of women

[holy-shit-look]

The incel army CAN’T report you to the IRS even if they wanted to.

[witches-ofcolor]

i truly hope that the anxiety and fear those women felt due to these monsters comes back to get them (the men) 10 fold.

[thecringeandwincefactory-deacti]

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

[nihilismpastry-deactivated20230]

@instructor144 Maybe help spread this around to put some lovely sex workers at ease?

[instructor144]

BOOST. Knowledge is power.