Goth Hysteria

I’m just here for chaos.

[lovelustandliarsx]

Wanna drive to the beach and silently stare out at the water with me?

[beemovieerotica]

there was a well-meaning international student (learning english) in my workspace who came up to me and asked "how is your handsome white boy?" and it took me a few seconds to realize she was not in fact asking about my twink spouse but my white dog

[dykealloy]

I call this the create a new problem technique

[tgirl-thucydides]

[slimetony]

Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away

[slimetony]

Why does staff still allow people funnier than you to leave tags on your posts. They should have fixed that by now

[tubeofgoblingoo]

“You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me”

[switchingdesires]

Good girls get leaky from having their need for praise and attention exploited 🎀🌷

[midnightcrisisstuff]

actually no, we're not "dating". we're bound together for infinity. like the stars. so, fuck you, actually.

[gaybiden]

the child to adult pipeline is real asfuck

[valtsv]

podcast character body pillow

[valtsv]

[valtsv]

alt version

[tilthedayidice]

Centaurs....... centaurs have two rib cages. I don't like that.

[tilthedayidice]

No thank you

[tilthedayidice]

you ever feel the urge to block one of your most cherished friends?

[tyjrose]

Late-night talk on a balcony with the stars and moon

[meatiershowers]

[bebx]

reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something

[theradioghost]

hyena positivity that focuses on spotted hyenas only is so fake. if you don’t love brown and striped hyenas then get out. if you don’t love aardwolves I can’t even look at you oh my god

[theradioghost]

oh shit wait you guys know about the aardwolf right?????? right???????

leeeeeetle hyena? eats bugs?

[foxpost-generator]

what if a cat was a dog fox bug

[foxpost-generator]

wait hang on

aardwolf? i find it very soft actually

[tubeofgoblingoo]

I want this man to domesticate me like a feral cat. But like a feral cat I run when he approaches me. : ((

[stuckinapril]

girl are you okay? you’ve been consuming so much media lately that you haven’t allowed yourself to feel one single human emotion for months