[toastbutteregg]

[su-sketches]

when you open a new tab and can’t remember why

[twilightprincipessa]

when you close it and then remember why you opened it

[illinicoise]

when your son tricks you into driving him to a PowerLine Concert instead of a fishing trip

[toastbutteregg]

[newtnewt92]

Fun things to say when someone tells you they’re going to go to the bathroom:

Stay safe

Congratulations

That’s what they all say

Different strokes for different folks

I hope you have the time of your life

But you have so much to live for

Please explain

[bspolitics-deactivated20140630]

[divatownsmayor]

you see that. obama is jesus of the ants

[melonmemes]

[siriusblackfoot]

am I doing this right

[ruinedchildhood]

[ryvko]

[eeethereaaal-deactivated2022081]

[teaboot]

Jumping from child care to private security really messes with you. I keep saying "oopsie daisy" and encouraging drunk folks to "go home, drink some water and take a nap, and let's try again in 24 hours, okay?" Best part by far is that it's working. Guy went like he was going to fight me the other day and his buddy said "you leave the nice lady alone"

[goth-aunt]

I’m

[1-800kanye]

u know whats wild. everyone on here like 20 and when i first joined everyone was like 14 15. u ask anybody n they been here for years. nobody new on here. staff locked the doors n were all Stuck Inside

[lupinelolita]

Tag your current age and how old you were when you joined Tumblr

[dankmemeuniversity]

[serotnin]

*gently puts my mental health in rice*

[owowles]

they're texting each other

[vergak]

[ahighlyfunctioningfangirl]

The group chat is popping

[isnt]

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