Tuesday's Thoughts.

[wrestling-giffer]

[pleasedontsqueezetheshhh]

To ensure a separation of powers, the U.S. Federal Government is made up of three branches: legislative, executive and judicial.

[johnkrasinski-deactivated201305]

[sacred-portal]

[lousirthe3rd-deactivated2022080]

Me trying to find a way into the circle

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

I am cracking TF UP

[moss-wizard]

What a year this week has been.

[we-dont-matteratall]

It’s Monday.

[jacuwi]

It sure as hell is.

[actualaster]

The earlier in the day Monday you reblog the funnier this gets

[the-memedaddy]

[andremichaux]

[sacheu-deactivated20200922]

[knifeofvenus]

My pussy is fat my heart is fatter got a tiny brain made of snickerdoodle batter

[toesucker]

[starsinursa]

me, as a kid: i can’t wait til i’m an adult so i can stay up late EVERY NIGHT

me, as an adult, crawling into bed at 6:30 pm: oh thank god

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

Fuck the queue function. I’m hitting y’all with four straight hours of whirlwind shitposting followed by eight days of radio silence.

[mitski-miyawakis]

when your therapist says “you wanna know what I think?” and you know you’re about to be read for filth

[eggings]

apparently almost no one’s seen the video it’s free real estate comes from so here it is

[dementedgnomicwizard]

i went to the met today

[sinsumeria1-blog]

Just an fyi cobalt is currently the most toxic oil paint usually. Older oil paints from old masters are also most likely made with lead.

So the death via oil paint isn’t impossible tbh

[dementedgnomicwizard]

i can’t die but thank you :) im sure this information will be useful for someone who can

[starrover]

[emolumentsclause-deactivated201]

roses are red america hates females we could’ve avoided all this

[fduiduv08448fuhufg-deactivated2]

everyone on here is like “ooo bandersnatch” and “ahh birdbox” well guess what……. look at this fat ass cat

[valtsv]

adult person: life gets faster as you get older!

me aged 10: sounds fake but ok

me now: