be that as it do

mid 20s in more ways than 1, probably avoiding some responsibility rn

[ireallyamabear]

yes he writes theory and yes he shoots blasters whats not to love

[possiblyatransgirl]

Call me a cunnilinguist the way I pronounce her clitoral approximant

[possiblyatransgirl]

Safe word is ʔ because the the oral stop

[throw-your-boat]

Linguolabial consonants but the other kind

[comment-tube]

[gredi-bird]

animals that look fun to golf

[kushblazer666]

[animentality]

[cognitohazardous]

the universal college experience, no matter your major, is learning how remarkably fucked everything is. except business majors theyre having a great time learning to do basic arithmetic and and staring at that one supply and demand graph where the line goes up

[the-disemvoweler]

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[foreverthe80s]

[ivan-fyodorovich-k]

[demilypyro]

oh look guys it’s the bourgeweezie

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[accidentalkilljoys]

What order do you take pills in?

If you take more than one kind of pill at a time, what order do you take the pills in?

In order of how important I think each medication is

In order of size: largest first

In order of size: smallest first

In color order

A secret, fifth option

I don't take any pills regularly

Voting ended onMar 24, 2024

[teaboot]

So today I learned that not everybody throws back the whole handful at once and slams their water like they're doing shots

[sluttyfranzkafka]

Reality show where Canadians are send to Australia and vice versa. 

No plot.

No missions.

Just Canadians and Australians trying to survive each other’s weather. 

[sluttyfranzkafka]

Our latest episode

[sluttyfranzkafka]

People who are reblogging this without the pictures are missing out because I’m hilarious 

[arachnofiend]

The best thing about this post is that Australia and Canada are in opposite hemispheres so you can run both segments simultaneously and the Australian will be in the worst of Canada’s winter while the Canadian is in the worst of Australia’s summer

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

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[hungwy]

The squeak is coming from inside the mouse.

[metoidionasty-deactivated202506]

LONG LIVE UNCLE O'GRIMACEY

[utopians]

stepped on a plum (overripe plum) (barefoot) it was on the driveway got out of the car and accidentally (didn't know it was there) stepped on the plum (warm) (on the ground) (it had fallen from the tree) barefoot (no shoes) wearing long pants (too long) (need to hem them) plum viscera got on them (the pants) unexpected plum on the driveway (hot plum) (97 degrees out) already super hungover (throwing up all morning) (should not have been driving at all) and I stepped out of the car (black car) (97 degrees out) and onto the plum (unexpected) (didn't know the plum was there) and it burst (plum nightmare on my only good pair of sweatpants) still we find ways to keep ourselves going from day to day

[uttering-joyous-leaves]

happy one year anniversary to possibly the best plum poem since william carlos williams' "this is just to say"

[horizoncollective]

Sometimes when I'm talking about people of different species or types you'll see me talk about modalities of living and I will explain what that means

A modality refers to the mode in which something exists. For example, language can have many modalities: written, signed, spoken modalities are the ones most familiar to humans. Things can be translated between modes to be understood, but it is just plain different when some language is rapidly moving hands or vibrations in the air caused by muscles in a throat.

When we talk about modalities of living, I'm mainly talking about how meat people like humans are existing in a totally different way than the paracausal NHPs, but for all I know there may be many other ways of existing that we don't know about yet. Humans barely understand how NHPs exist.

An exciting new modality which I have seen discussed in the last few years is called goblin mode and I can't wait to see where the research goes

[tothechaos]

i need to cheer myself up im gonna try to draw a shrimp from memory

[tothechaos]

shpimp...

[tothechaos]

two of them.. lovers even

[tothechaos]

target audience reached

[tothechaos]

a collection of some of my favorite tags

[daily-spooky]