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calliope | 23 | guam "in this world, it's either succ or get succdt"

[machinot]

when u look at 2017 and think “oh that’s only like 3 years ago” and it’s actually 12,000 years ago and everything is gone and everyone you know has been reduced to ash and the world is completely different

[important-cat-pics]

@important-cat-pics

[rslashrats]

its called “ocd” because when you realize you have it you go “ohhhh crap… damn…”

[offshoreoilrig]

whispering "do it scared" to myself before taking a deep breath and entering the bank to commit my first armed robbery

[eggshells-and-simple-spells]

A rest day isn't enough. I need one billion years alone in a crystal.

[bloedgetuige]

having a cat is great. there's a small little animal wandering around. effervescent

[bloedgetuige]

EATING MY CHARGER

[algorithmist]

although I find both institutions detestable I think they should force the vatican to compete in the Olympics. let's see what those priests can do

[airlocksandaviariesarchive]

Looks like we can’t isolate, ignore, ibuprofen our way out of this one boys

[toastbutteregg]

[gettingintoknives]

literally how am i supposed to react to this email my mom sent my entire family

[tenorgender]

bitches hate me for my earnest whimsy and my pathological degree of avoidant behavior

[clementineoil]

i love when flowers close in the evening like good night girl i love you sleep tight

[basedandfatpilled-deactivated20]

[senoritaawesome]

bring his ass to a simmer

[pitbolshevik]

the easily frightened kid to horror fan pipeline

[folkloregirlfriend]

[palmer]

She was a boy… he was a girl… can I make it anymore obvious?