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my-name-is-not-five-weenies

"Suck my dick!"

At least fucking buy me dinner first, asshole.

tulipsandbunnies

"Haha, okay… so where do you wanna go?"

my-name-is-not-five-weenies

Blinks “uh…take me somewhere nice?” He wasn’t expecting Netherlands to agree to spend money on him.

tulipsandbunnies

"Hmmm… maybe an Italian place, I’d like to eat some lasagna" he said hoping that they would split the bill.

my-name-is-not-five-weenies

"Whatever you want to do bastard." He responded, motioning for him to lead the way.

tulipsandbunnies

"Okay so this way, it’s not so far" he started to walk while started smoking

my-name-is-not-five-weenies

He coughed a little from the smoke but otherwise ignored it. He was unsure about what to talk about with Netherlands so he stayed silent waiting for him to say something first.

tulipsandbunnies

"Hmmm.. may be it's a cliche but" he said giving one deep smoke "but is your favorite food pizza?" he finally said trying not to laugh

hannimontanni-deactivated202108

daddykong

noddin my head like yeah

movin my hips like yeah

ask-spain-netherlands

"How could this have happend?! I was world champion!"

"Yeah, was."

mcschloemer

kathrynintrees

I didn’t know I wanted this until now.

faxanudu

clothes are optional.

mumble-offline

So down for this.

washed--up

how cute would this be to do with your crush or some shit

just be like oops i fell on you with my half naked body covered in paint

katzmatt

THIS IS FUCKING BRILLANT

anyone want to play with me? ;)

flightyrainbow-deactivated20181

I totally would. My bucket list as well.

kairibloodheart

no, instead have them all different shades of red or just put small enough spots to where you can still see the other color. play this with your friends, then after your done, don’t wash it off. just walk around, go shopping, or whatever. if any one asks, you have just fought in a great war and vanquished many enemies.

For an added touch, put on a band aid and say “opps, missed one.” and walk away

yoskrilldropithard-deactivated2

why not just use fake blood

what-is-even-a-good-url

Or real blood

bassdroppinmaddness-deactivated

well it started out as a cute idea…

transmothmun

why not just actually vanquish your enemies and use their blood for it? then you wont lie when you say you vanquished many enemies.

Room Service ((Sorry XD was kinda nervous to interact *mun's shy sometimes*))

"WOW!!" he said very surprised "wha...what are you doing?" said with a little blush "you are dress up and everything" he tried to hide his personal taste about lolita things ((Don't worry, glad you decided to interact ;w; <3 ))

fortheartofliving

flo-we-rs

look at these evil lesbians destroying the sanctity of marriage

sixpenceee

Let’s begin.

MOST HORRIFIC EVP EVER RECORDED: In January 2007, the Central New York Ghost Hunters investigated an old hotel in upstate New York. According to them it was the most active ghost hunt. After they investigated the tape they discovered some startling material: the voices of men and women not present as well as a women being attack. There’s a lot more information, just click on the link and listen.

AUDITORY HALLUCINATIONS: It was designed to provide the listener with some understanding of what it might be like to experience auditory hallucinations. Content in this presentation is based on things clients told a mental health outreach worker.

JONESTOWN DEATH TAPE: An audio recording made on November 18, 1978, at the Peoples Temple compound in Jonestown, Guyana immediately preceding and during the mass suicide and murder of over 900 members of the cult.

THE INTERROGATION CHAMBER 3D AUDIO: A 3D audio is one in which it feels like it’s happening RIGHT in front of you. This is an audio recording that contains violent material of a rough interrogation.

THE ORIGINAL NIGHT STALKER: The Original Night Stalker is the name given to an unidentified serial killer and rapist who murdered at least ten people in Southern California from 1979 through 1986. This is a recording on one of the victim’s answering machine.

SOUNDS OF SPACE: Space maybe mostly empty but boy it creates some horrific sounds.

MOCK ACTIVATION OF A NUCLEAR ATTACK: So this is what the end of the world sounds like

THE BLOOP: A mysterious sound from the bottom of the deep ocean. Some say it was gigantic sea creature but scientists speculate it was a large iceberg scraping the ocean floor.

OPERATION WANDERING SOUL: Also known as “Ghost Tape Number 10” was an audio mix the US military used for psychological operations in the Vietnam War against the North Vietnamese. It played deeply on the Vietnamese belief of ancestor worship, spirits and the afterlife.

RED FOX SOUNDS: What did the fox say? Something I don’t want to hear in the middle of the night.

BONUS: This has been going around tumblr, but if you haven’t already, listen to the Spongebob Squarepants theme song slowed down by over 800%