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You Decide... whether this resembles a sandwich, or beef, or anything that should be carved.

Ah, yes, the caveat found on all the finest labels of craftsmanship:

Handcrafted*

*cough, not actually anything close to crafted by hand, cough

#handcrafted--wait--hand-selected #beef jerky #asterisk

Menu designers, something to consider: if your cooks use their hands in the kitchen, why not scream it at your patrons in 42-point font at the very top of your menu? (Side note: think about what strong hands it must take to form that Paul Bunyan burger, top left)

#hand-formed #burgers #menu

Forget acetic acid and chemical reactions: these are just minor players in the making of these glasses. Hands, however? Critical.

#handmade #acetate #glasses

Things changed for Henry Weinhard when he realized he could spin his bizarre fetish for sticking his hands into vats of root beer into a slick-sounding marketing claim.

#hand-finished #root beer

Virginia: where stoves are apparently nonexistent and hands have the magical ability to boil peanuts

#hand-cooked #peanuts

Hey Stella - you left a few words out of that packaging claim: Made (in a massive Anheuser-Busch InBev-owned factory) with hand-picked apples.

#hand-picked #Anheuser-Busch InBev #Cider

OMG, you guys, I've found it: the finest hand-assembled item money can buy.

#hand-assembled #doggone good #pet bed #sky mall

A tip, Java City: maybe spend less time thinking up bogus claims to display on your cups, and more time looking into alternatives to shitty styrofoam?

#hand-roasted #coffee #cups

Oh, Hudson Whiskey, you make decisions so difficult! Your rye is Hand Crafted but your bourbon is Handmade... How do I choose? Which will look better in my liquor cabinet? Which will impress my friends more? WHICH INVOLVES MORE USE OF YOUR HANDS?!?

#hand-crafted #handmade #rye #bourbon

Hopefully the hands that prepared these "potato" chips were a lot more skilled than the hands that drew this logo

#potato #hand-prepared #chips

I went looking for more info on Patron's fancy two-ton stone... turns out it's moved by tractor. But never fear, at a crucial moment in their tequila-making process, hands do come into play!

#placed by hand #tequila

Extension cord: meet Portland.

#hand-constructed #charmingly colored

Whoever works for Patron must have hella strong hands if they're using them to pick up that two-ton stone wheel every time they craft that complex taste.

#hand-crafted #tequila #two-ton tahona stone wheel

Here is my understanding of how you make beer: you boil a bunch of liquid for over an hour, and then anything that touches it after that has to be very carefully sanitized. At what point do your hands touch the beer?

#hand-crafted #craft beer

The stickers that said "factory farmed" didn't go over so well...

#hand-trimmed #chicken

For those days when Fido and Rex are completely fed up with their machine-packed dinner.

#hand-packed #dog food

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