Slipped on a Kiss

I'm a huge effin' nerd.

[lessthannil]

internet cable line accidentally drilled through unknown buried woman

[zanta-is-feelin-some-kinda-way]

good going, now the internet is haunted.

[euronymous4e]

Explains the state of things.

[farorez-deactivated20201017]

*gets down on one knee* will you…….. *takes out ring* ……….fight me?

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[idleisland]

[unculture]

for my next trick i'll chromecast the grindr hookup map onto a fucking sextant

[a-frog-in-a-bog]

Glass onion is really just *shot of chekov’s gun* *shot of chekov’s gun* *shot of chekov’s gun* *shot of chekov’s gun* *shot of chekov’s gun* *shot of chekov’s gun* *shot of chekov’s gun* *shot of chekov’s gun* *shot of chek

[neonpigeons]

everyone shut the fuck up. wurmple sippy soup

[jayynella-deactivated20230304]

Credit goes to whoever slapped this truth bomb

[leolaroot]

list of mammals that are bugs

1. jerboa.

[unhelpfulalienwholovesyou]

2.

[timeloopfemme]

got my november trends mixed up so i accidentally nutted 50k times and didn't write a single word

[quirk77]

My vaccine arm glows blue when orcs are near

[beardedmrbean]

Looks like someone is upset with the automatic feeder

[utopians]

they all hate me for my pathetically small bong

[utopians]

Whatever

[minotaurfemme]

thats not a bong thats a bing

[ratmonsterz]

Bad thoughts can’t touch me . I know so many Pokémon facts to replace any possible bad thoughts with.

“I’m a loser” —> the gen 2 moon ball was supposed to work better on Pokémon that evolved with the moon stone but the item ID was programmed wrong and so it only works better on Pokémon who evolve with a burn heal. Which is none. So it’s a normal pokeball, functionally

[charlesoberonn]

If the US military wants so bad to liberate a desert region from a repressive religious organization, Utah is right there.

[charlesoberonn]

That’s the drone operator’s job.

[jesterjamz]

they should port doom onto tumblr. have a little popup in the corner where you can play doom while scrolling

[junkfoodcinemas]

Daniel Radcliffe as Weird Al Yankovic Weird: The Al Yankovic Story (2022) dir. Eric Appel

[markv5]

– Смотри: я сфинкс….

[littleoldariel]

Can someone please translate this I feel like it’s important

[redportrait]

“look: i’m a sphinx”

[ladyshinga]

you’re right that was important

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[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

this didn’t fucking happen. arthur doesn’t eat ass. arthur doesn’t eat ass in the books. arthur doesn’t eat ass in the cartoon.