Always winter, but never Christmas.

Shut up and look at the gumbo Go on, ask a question. I double dare you.

[the-cloud-lady]

[brimalandro]

[draco-theever-malfoy-deactivate]

I DONT CARE WHAT KIND OF BLOG YOU HAVE

EVERYONE NEEDS A DANCING FESTIVE CARLTON 

[vacant--throne-deactivated20170]

It’s always amazing how that person that always helps everyone around them is actually the saddest of them all.

[thestoriesbeyond]

And sometimes you didn’t want to know the end… because how could the end be happy?

[froscan]

in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off

[evansbrewster-deactivated201503]

Elie Saab Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2011

[iraffiruse]

Machine Porn

[pterrordactyl]

I can’t handle this

[branthonys]

i want someone to love me as much as kerrang loves my chemical romance 

[unzipbiebs-deactivated20160302]

[iraffiruse]

[r4t-k1ng]

o h m y g o d

[dude-its-liz]

If you ever feel stupid at least remember you’re not these people

[tea-doctor-blog]

Okay, I see a lot of people bagging on the “May the fourth be with you” girl and can I say that that is actually a legitimate Star Wars term used because Star Wars Day is ON MAY THE FOURTH. It’s a play on words.

[skankhole-deactivated20140510]

girl look at her hand

[sleepingwithher]

[cutespheals]

[thebossbaby-official]

"Women shouldn’t be valued because we are strong, or kick-ass, but because we are people.  So don’t focus on writing characters who are strong.  Write characters who are people.”

(x)

Disney Princess edition

[spoken-not-written-deactivated2]

i think it’s a good skill being able to go from

hi i like books

to

hi i like green day

[lokiwinchester]

hi, I like your face

[dayandnightitsjustlife]

We all like your face

[mapleglowsticks]

We REALLY like your face

[unforcedsound-deactivated201606]

We REALLY REALLY like your face.

[bedroomgremlin]

WE ALL REALLY REALLY REALLY FUCKING LOVE YOUR FACE

[orangeyougladididntsayfuckyou]

marry me

[yourvelvetslut]

FACE

[hopelesshoping]

[illness-and-instruments-blog]

[vickified]

“If a clock could count down to the moment you meet your soul mate, would you want to know?”

lol yes, so then i can shave.

[livingmywayeveryday]

Has anyone written a book about this yet? I think it’d be interesting!!!!!!

[ionlyblogturtles]

     One minute, 37 seconds.      My legs are shaking. Holy cow, there is no way I can do this. None.      One minute, 29 secods.      I glance around at the faces surrounding the room. Of course my Meeting would take place in the gross, overcrowded cafeteria.      One minute, six seconds.      Somewhere within these four walls, someone has the exact same countdown on their wrist. They’re going through the exact same pressure as me.       54 seconds.      Mom said I should be excited, not nervous. Yet I still find myself wiping my sweaty palms on my dress. I can’t believe she talked me into wearing a dress. I mean, shouldn’t  my Soul Mate meet me as I normally am? All plain jeans, blah shirts, and wild brown curls?      30 seconds.      Something deep within me tells me to stand up. I do, drawing the attention of my tablemates. They all know too. They smile encouragingly up at me. I chew my lip nervously.      25 seconds.      That same feeling pulls me towards the center of the room. My stomach drops away from me as I take a step in that direction.      20 seconds.      I continue in that direction. With each step the tempo of my heart picks up.      19. Faster.      18. Quicker.      17. More rapid.      16.  It’s racing.      Oh my god this is it. The moment my life changes forever.      My eyes search frantically around the cafeteria, searching for someone who looks as nervous as me. For someone who’s heading towards their future with no sense of direction like me.      10 seconds.      The feeling directs me slightly to the left. I turn to accomodate.      5. My heart has given up entirely.      4. I stop walking.      3. Just waiting left.      2. Everything is about to change.      1. Deep breath.

     0000 d 00 h  00 m  00 s

     Someone bumps my shoulder. I twirl around and my gray eyes meet blue, blue ones.      “Hello there, love. It appears as though we’re Soul Mates then, eh?”      As my words fail me, the only thing I can think is “I’m so glad I shaved this morning.”

[shittyme]

^^^ THIS IS AMAZING

[arnanduh]

i think youre gonna write the book i nominate you you have no choice go get writing now

[unalaq-deactivated20140127]

(I’d like to play what would happen in the ultimate plot twist)

“Thats weird…” I checked my wrist, the clock had just hit the 30 second mark but I looked around and there was no one there. I was a worrisome guy overall but I felt justified, I mean today was the day I was meeting my soul mate. Not that I expected my dream girl to be in the storage closet at work but still I was nervous. 

Walking out with a box the boss had requested I walked back to my cash register setting it on the shelf. My wrist hit the 20 second mark

19 seconds

18 seconds

Where was she? I could not help but get worried that an error would pop up or that she was gone and my timer would run out with no response. I panicked, I’d change my own fate if I had to. Running out of time I hurried through the back door. There was a park outside and maybe I was supposed to be there to find my soul mate. 

10 seconds

9 seconds

A faint ding of the doorbell hit my ear. Wait was that it?? She was here! I turned around running back to the counter. “Don’t worry I’m just in the back!”

I ran out looking at my wrist as it hit zero. Out of breath “Hi I’m Matt!” Sticking out my hand for a handshake it was met by a firm hand. Meeting my soulmate’s eyes for the first time they spoke. 

“I’m Steven.” The man gave a smile “It’s nice to meet you.” 

[sifujinoras]

OH MY GOD 

[tiptreecrossing]

 I watch my friend carefully. Her excitement is glowing all over her pretty face. Exactly 2 minutes left, she tells me. We’re waiting at the bus stop and the bus is coming in two minutes. I think she hoped she’d meet them on a beach at sunset or something.  ”I mean that’s ok - these things can’t always be romantic I mean my mum met dad when he was working at the book store and it’s not like you can plan it to be romantic I just hoped, I mean everyone hopes don’t they-” she breaks off, looking at me awkwardly. “Sorry. It’s just a big day for me you know.” Yes I do know. You’ve been going on about it for the past year. I smile at her.  ”Don’t worry. You nervous? You’ll be ok, you always are,” I grin, determined not to ruin this for her. It’s selfish of me to be moody. This is her future being determined. Right here. In now, precisely 1 minute 30 seconds.  She smiles at me, but it isn’t quite reaching her eyes. She’s restless and keeps tapping her foot. Her eyes are wide with.. fear? Excitement? Nerves? Probably all of them and a thousand more things I can’t imagine. She keeps checking her wrist. So do I. The bus comes around the corner. 1 minute 10 seconds.  ”Hey. I’ll leave you alone now ok? The bus is here. I’ll sit a couple of seats away, and be there if you need me,” I say, squeezing her arm reassuringly. “Good luck.” I hope it sounded sincere.  The bus pulls up and I climb on first, taking a quick glance at her while I give the driver my ticket. She’s shaking and looks a little green. I want to give her a hug but know I shouldn’t interrupt now. I look at the passengers and it’s full of pensioners. My heart starts beating frantically. What? I can’t see anyone else at the bus stop. But she’s only 18, she can’t end up with a 80 year old.   I turn around and look at her - she’s breathing hard. The bus driver asks if she’s ok but she ignores him. Her eyebrows are creased and her face is flushed. Oh. Oh no. Stay calm. Someone is probably late. I give her a thumbs up and try to smile reassuringly. I think it’s more of a grimace.  I take a seat near the back. Look at my watch. 25 seconds. She sits down a few seats away.

 Suddenly a dark shape runs past my window and a boy jumps on the bus. He has that same frantic look in his eyes. I breathe out with relief.  ”Yeah get on, we’re running late,” the driver says, taking his ticket. The boy looks around, carefully stepping towards the seats. He’s tall and handsome, holding a sketchbook. I smile slightly; my friend hates art.  4 seconds  He spots her.  3 seconds  His eyes widen as he walks closer, as if being pulled by an invisible rope.  2 seconds  My friend stands up too, that same rope tying her to him.  1 second -  ”I was worried the bus would leave. No way could I miss meeting my soul mate!” he jokes, though he looks just as nervous as she. They smile at each other as they both sit down together. I can’t hear what they’re talking about.

 I take a deep breath and let it out slowly. Suddenly I’m crying. Hot tears dropping down my cheeks.

 I look at my wrist, scratching at it. Trying to get rid of it. 

 The numbers have never changed.

 They’ve always been at 0.

[d3adtired]

Does no one realize this is a movie?

[alittlepizzaanxiety]

These writings are better than the movie.

[ughangel]

i agree. i think this is so awesome: a combined “effort” to make something creative. :D

do you know anyone who could help me put them all together? i have as many stories as i could get scrolling through the notes (jfc; 600,000+ lol)

[alittlepizzaanxiety]

What you should do is take the ones you have message each perspective author for permission to use their story the. Save those with their perspective authors URL to a word pad. THEN repost this blank and ask people to write a scenario for how they see this soulmate clock playing out and ask them to message it to you of they are willing to give you permission to use it in your project. Then combine them all perhaps call it ‘The collection of souls; a tumblr collaboration on a soulmate timer’ or something to that effect. Then once is structured bind a rough copy and send it to a publishing company. I will totally help if you want.

[tumblingthroughthehaystacks]

This has been on my timeline before, with much sadder stories...

[urogiri]