This River is Wild

My name is Emily, and I like to party.

[ruinedchildhood]

[princessmo]

all video games should be dressup games. if you can't put your guy in a little outfit what's the point

[yankees]

[powerburial]

idk whats going on i havent watched baseball in a while but i think these two nearly identical men in blue are mediators between men and god telling him his time is up and that he has to return to the source now

[android-spider]

:)

[smallrat36wagon-deactivated2021]

stupid fucking slut hour 

[funnytwittertweets]

[funnytwittertweets]

[simplyspider]

in a parasocial relationship with the car in front of me on the interstate

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[anexperimentallife]

[porkyminch-deactivated20130907]

when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti

[theghostiedyke]

[despazito]

I want to be a house un-flipper. I want to buy expensive houses and make them look so shitty it devalues the entire neighbourhood

[dwagom]

i hope a wizard imprisons elon musk in an nft

[owochimuwu]

Every fortune cookie I've ever opened had nuclear launch codes inside. But thats just the kind of luck being beautiful gets you

[umbralundertaker]

mice in the 1920s would scuttle into squeakeasies and drink illegal liquor from discarded cufflinks

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

As a person of Gay Voice experience I think more characters should be free to sound like CGI Pinocchio. Acting is such a famously gay field yet actors are told to act straight to get their parts… we need more characters with Starbucks barista voice and I think we should start dubbing over old films to right a historical wrong, starting with an even gayer version of Luke Skywalker

[midnight-kfc]

You’re laughing. My mother sold me as an NFT to One Direction and you’re laughing.

[yrbeecharmer]

officially diagnosed with bed too cozy disease