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[mollyvega]

This cicada is Doris. Her body is made from an antique cross stitch tablecloth.

[artyphex]

The fact that Everything Everywhere All at Once has the main character see that if she hadn’t gone to America with the man that would be her husband she would’ve lived a glamorous life of fame and fortune and her husband would’ve gone off and gotten very rich on his own rather than living together in an apartment over a laundromat struggling with finances every day and where so many movies would’ve framed that choice to go off together as a mistake, shown their alternative lives as some sort of “see? It wasn’t worth it” and had them “escape” to that “better” universe in the end, it instead all culminates in the line “Just so you know, in another life, I would’ve been really glad to just do laundry and taxes with you” changed my wholeass life

[bringinghometherain]

You know what trope I wanna see more of? Couples who have been married forever who are estranged but still in love but estranged. You know me better than any other person on earth. I haven't seen you in three years. I never stopped loving you. If I have to spend another minute in your presence I will murder you. I'm hurt and I need you right here with me. God you're such a dumbass. You're the only one I trust to do this job. I want you out of my sight.

[ap3orus]

Special agent (Based on a photoset by Superhomme)

[usergambit]

LEON KENNEDY Resident Evil Requiem (2026) dev. Capcom

[fredersen]

columbo in minecraft

[prokopetz]

I sometimes get pushback when I describe Warhammer 40K Space Marines as eroticised figures, usually on the grounds that canonically, Space Marines can't fuck – then you look at the source material and it's like:

The text frequently dwells on long, luridly detailed lists of the various ways in which Space Marines' bodies have been modified. A disproportionate number of these modifications involve bodily fluids and/or the mouth.

The text tells us that Space Marines' power armour actually makes them less scary to other humans, because the mere sight of a Space Marine's unclothed body causes unenhanced humans to experience primal terror – and sure, you could interpret this as a body horror thing, but it's really not framed that way.

The text tells us that the only way to make a new Space Marine is to cut out part of an existing Space Marine and put it inside you, and that each chapter has a specific guy whose duty is to pick over battlefields and harvest the "gene-seed" of dead Space Marines so that their lineages might carry on.

Frankly, at this point, the fact that they're biomechanically incapable of fucking only makes it more horny.

[layaart]

anticipating an exponential increase in murderbot misgendering so I drew something about it

[human-pet-they]

[tuna-keyboard]

Joy is telling your fellow players you're going in a different direction next level and not elaborating and watching them spiral trying to figure it out

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

anyway the thing about Ratthi and Gurathin is that I could get behind them as a Thing but literally the only version that works for me is Gurathin being So Fucking Mad that he could bite through METAL because it's sooooo stupid that he did the Most Basic Thing imaginable and got a stupid lil crush on the Hot Nice Guy from work that everybody wants to fuck. oooooh wow Gurathin that guy is hot and nice and now you want to touch his junk about it??? groundbreaking. inspiring. idiot. obviously he'll be taking this to his grave. and meanwhile Ratthi's acting like the girl from a horse girl movie. going pspsps with lil sugar cubes. trying to lure Gurathin to his polycule board game night.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

Ratthi isn't even doing it with Intent he just thinks Gurathin needs more enrichment but every time he's like oh hey wanna get a smoothie after work :) no pressure :) only if you're up for that haha :) Gurathin's going oh fuuuuuck he's trying to seduce me 🤬

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

and he knows the rules!!! he knows all of the weird rules and how to set up the board and what the weird little tokens are for and he's keeping track of points because he has to have a Task to alleviate the inherent mortification of being invited to your hot nice coworker's polycule board game night so now he's just. Gamemaster Gurathin. everyone loves him, invite him back!!! Ratthi thinks he's just discovered a previously untapped passion for game night that no one has ever figured out but Gurathin is in HELL. fighting for his life trying to keep track of the points in Sci-Fi!Wingspan and update his spreadsheet where he's trying to figure out how all of these people are involved with each other. Murderbot keeps hacking in to make annotations because its desire to watch Gurathin suffer slightly outweighs its distaste for romantic and sexual relations.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

Murderbot isn't adding anything incorrect for the record it's just stressing Gurathin out with extra info. sliding in with shit like "you forgot to note that Variables Three and Seven have recently become romantic partners" and Gurathin's like "bullshit, they're both dating Variable Four but they're not involved with each other" and Murderbot goes "incorrect. they went on their first date this weekend. Ratthi is very excited for them and told me about it this morning. it was agony." and then Gurathin throws up

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

yes yes yes yes yes

Gurathin snaps back in before anyone has to remind him, immediately gives himself a blistering 99 point lead, reminds Ratthi for the third time about an advantage that he's been forgetting to use, and immediately zones back out to keep arguing with MB about whether Variable Thirteen even belongs on the spreadsheet or if they're just a friend that Variable Five brought along

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

this does eventually culminate when Ratthi's like wow I've really enjoyed hanging with Gurathin more he's so cool ☺️ I think I may be having... a Feeling? 😳 but ☝️ I don't want to make him think I've only been inviting him to board game night for six 6️⃣ months to flirt with him 🤔 I have to broach this so delicately or I'll look like a huge jerk 😔 and I would never want to hurt his feelings or make him feel any pressure to reciprocate 🥺

and then he floats this in the most tasteful delicate tactful thoughtful way possible. totally no pressure haha you're an amazing friend and I'm so happy hanging out with you!!!

and meanwhile Gurathin is white knuckle gripping the nearest surface. gritted teeth. shaking. Ratthi please. please Ratthi. I've explained space!Root five times and no one has retained any of it. just let me touch your junk.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

anyway the thing about Ratthi and Gurathin is that I could get behind them as a Thing but literally the only version that works for me is Gurathin being So Fucking Mad that he could bite through METAL because it's sooooo stupid that he did the Most Basic Thing imaginable and got a stupid lil crush on the Hot Nice Guy from work that everybody wants to fuck. oooooh wow Gurathin that guy is hot and nice and now you want to touch his junk about it??? groundbreaking. inspiring. idiot. obviously he'll be taking this to his grave. and meanwhile Ratthi's acting like the girl from a horse girl movie. going pspsps with lil sugar cubes. trying to lure Gurathin to his polycule board game night.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

Ratthi isn't even doing it with Intent he just thinks Gurathin needs more enrichment but every time he's like oh hey wanna get a smoothie after work :) no pressure :) only if you're up for that haha :) Gurathin's going oh fuuuuuck he's trying to seduce me 🤬

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

and he knows the rules!!! he knows all of the weird rules and how to set up the board and what the weird little tokens are for and he's keeping track of points because he has to have a Task to alleviate the inherent mortification of being invited to your hot nice coworker's polycule board game night so now he's just. Gamemaster Gurathin. everyone loves him, invite him back!!! Ratthi thinks he's just discovered a previously untapped passion for game night that no one has ever figured out but Gurathin is in HELL. fighting for his life trying to keep track of the points in Sci-Fi!Wingspan and update his spreadsheet where he's trying to figure out how all of these people are involved with each other. Murderbot keeps hacking in to make annotations because its desire to watch Gurathin suffer slightly outweighs its distaste for romantic and sexual relations.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

Murderbot isn't adding anything incorrect for the record it's just stressing Gurathin out with extra info. sliding in with shit like "you forgot to note that Variables Three and Seven have recently become romantic partners" and Gurathin's like "bullshit, they're both dating Variable Four but they're not involved with each other" and Murderbot goes "incorrect. they went on their first date this weekend. Ratthi is very excited for them and told me about it this morning. it was agony." and then Gurathin throws up

[harrypilled]

bad cop / good dog

[tuna-keyboard]

How i feel complaining about maintenance ftr

[tuna-keyboard]

I love vigils so much that i immediately wanted to make them part of my clan lore but the idea i had required two first gen arcane vigils vaguely across the color wheel from each other. I found a peridot on the auction house but none of the others grabbed me so for the past few days I've been sighing sadly like "oh if only there was a first generation vigil in this pink to white range that contrasted nicely, i cannot find anything that fits my specifications woe is me" only to go HEY WAIT A MINUTE and check my first gen folder and sure enough, one of the very first Nocturnes I ever hatched fits exactly what I'm looking for. Never sell your dragons

[tuna-keyboard]

pawing sadly at flight rising waiting for maintenance to finish

[creepyfuzzymelon]

The new Breed is great, but I have discovered a new kind of anguish. I have never had the desire to stack tertiary genes until now and I am devastated that I will never have the True Chicken Vigil. So I present What We Could Have Had, plus what if even more chicken.