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You dont have the "right" to not catch germs. Women have babies. Trans and gay people are allowed to exist, but sexuality/gender is not a personality The government is shit. Race isnt real and I will ignore it. You cant complain about objection and have an 0nlyf@ns. Feminists have good ideas but bad PR. Those are my opinions. Screenshot to invalidate my arguments but I have notes shut off.

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[spencerthespacer-deactivated202]

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marketing is everything

[meow-moment]

at this point i feel like staff want to ward off new users just as much as we do

[bltzkrgfrtz-xxvi]

we are a special community.

[memewhore]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[la-volpe-bianca]

Meanwhile I’m racist to Mexicans at my job 24/7 and they all invite me to their family gatherings 💪💯

[zanillani]

^what the fuck???

[la-volpe-bianca]

@crownedpatriot amen

[crownedpatriot]

🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

[presidentprincess-deactivated20]

rip kings

[the-bogside-man]

We’re both still here lol

[johnathan-armanithan]

Asked a Mexican man at one of my jobs why there was only 5000 Mexicans at the Alamo.

He asked why.

I told him there was only one pickup truck.

Couple of weeks later when I was at his family’s house he asked me to tell his dad that joke.

He had to translate.

His dad almost fell out of his chair laughing.

We lost the humor in stereotypes. We made them offensive instead of turing the mirror on ourselves and seeing how silly we are when different from each other.

Fuck progressive liberals and their desperate urge to make us all hate each other.

[the-bogside-man]

@crownedpatriot1-1 WE WILL NEVER SURRENDER

[crownepatriot1-1]

BROTHERS FOREVER

[hell-aint-a-bad-place]

the establishment fears this

[ghost-of-tamale]

Literally every friendship I’ve had. If ya can’t be racist to each other. Are ya really homies?

[afeelgoodblog]

After seeing the dad how do I channel, I really wanted this one. I searched for it and, tada! Mom how do I? Seems rather new, but I love it anyway.

[cloudfreed]

This is such a cute and helpful idea, especially since some people either didn’t grow up with someone who could teach them this stuff or they grew up with parents who did everything for them. I knew a lot of guys in college who didn’t know how to do laundry or cook!

[w00dchips]

Mom How Do I

Dad How Do I

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[anarchomikeism]

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[prettykikimora-deactivated20250]

I pickpocketed a friendly dog and gave him $5

[transmortifried]

[sandmandaddy69]

[spiritgungawd]

Y'all did what?

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[quietpetitegirl-deactivated2025]

I hope I find someone that loves me the same way Stephen Colbert loves his wife ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

[korben600]

The one and ONLY redeeming factor of 2020’is that Stephen has been stuck at home for the entire quarantine, so he’s been forced to do his bits at his house. Which looked real hard for him, since he doesn’t have an audience laughing at his jokes.

And the thing is, when he came back to his studio, he’s not allowed to have crowds there either because of New York’s restrictions.

But without fail, every other joke, you can hear this one, single woman laughing in the background.

That’s his wife.

Covid restrictions don’t apply to his spouse, and everyone else in the studio has a job, and has to work, so she’s become the only person in the room left laughing at his jokes.

She doesn’t laugh every time. You can tell she’s not doing it on cue, because there are some bits she clearly likes better than others. Some bits where she is laughing her ass off, and some where she just chuckles.

But my god, every time she laughs, Colbert’s face lights up like the sun.

Like, even if every other person on earth was dead and gone, if he was on his deathbed and breathing his last breath, he’d still make a jokes, just to make her laugh again.

So yeah. Get you someone who loves you like Stephen Colbert loves his wife.

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[pimpmybricks]

Lego Vacuum Cleaner (Instruction Tutorial) by KosBrick https://flic.kr/p/2myvxjx

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