Turning Posts British

Hello there | He/Him is fine I made this blog when I was bored

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You’re not a good bloke if you use AI

[lost-and-kinda-dumb]

imagine having a cigarette for a dick

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imagine having a fag as a willy

[maelwife]

I love jaywalking with another pedestrian lol we’re unionized

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I rather fancy jaywalking with another bloke lol we’re [REDACTED BY THE UK]

[satan-offical]

hold on I'm thinking

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hold on just a minute I’m having a thought, bruv

[threedollarsdotcom]

why are you green

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I do say lad why are you green

[threedollarsdotcom]

yuri for dinner

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birds kissing for evening meal

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

what's a blorbos

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I do say, gentlemen. what is a blorbo if I may ask

[satan-offical]

It's so hard being bisexual like how do I choose which gender to goon to

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It’s rather naff being bisexual how does one choose which gender to have a wank over

[satan-offical]

WHEN I SAY YEEHAW YOU SAY STEVE

YEEHAW

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Why?

[applelachia]

my jeans r clean forever until i spontaneously decide they aren’t anymore and i wash them

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my jeans awe cwean fowevew untiw i spontaneouswy decide dey awen’t anymowe and i wash dem UwU

This post has been UwU-ified!

[applelachia]

i’m going to kill myself in front of all of you

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My denim pantaloons are clean as a whistle until I make the decision of them no longer are and I clean them up innit

[unyieldingsilence]

actually you know what fuck it i'm breaking gimmick some of y'all have pissed me off

genuinely why are you following a gimmick blog if you don't like gimmick blogs. if you're going to complain about having to remove the little silent bit, just don't fucking follow me. like i don't need to hear about how annoying you find it. that's not my problem. you do not need to follow me or reblog from me

i'm not giving y'all a separate blog that i reblog things on without the gimmick because i don't have one. my main is mainly just original posts and maybe the occasional reblog of some art my friends made. i stopped reblogging on there as often after i made this blog since most of my mutuals also follow this one

so just shut up. please. before i have to start blocking anons

[satan-offical]

no one knows how hard it is to be British... everyone is always asking "are you going to colonize me?" yeah I am 😔

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I guess I’m not needed for this post

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Dang this blue is very blue

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mate this blue is rather blue innit

[satan-offical]

*makes an extremely funny joke*

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*makes a rather amusing gag*

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are you American because you write like you are

I’m British but I’m living in the US now so yea American if you want to label me that. But sir? miss? Whatever you are? This is a gimmick blog. You know that right? I don’t talk like this in my day to day life. Do you really think I do ??

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are you American because you write like you are

I’m British but I’m living in the US now so yea American if you want to label me that. But sir? miss? Whatever you are? This is a gimmick blog. You know that right? I don’t talk like this in my day to day life. Do you really think I do ??

[greelin]

anyone want to give me two million dollars for absolutely nothing in return

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would anyone care to offer me two million pounds for bugger all