hold up im savin hyrule bitches

Your name is DAVE STRIDER. You're 21 years old, live on your own at your old apartment, and you're the COOLEST GUY to ever grace the local GAME SHOP you work at. Excuse you?? Nerd? Fuck off bro, this right here is straight-up SWEET COOL DUDE. { Independent Dave Strider blog. All images used as reaction pics are not mine, unless stated as such. May be NSFW at times, who knows. ALL TRIGGERS WILL ATTEMPTED TO BE TAGGED. IF THERE IS SOMETHING NOT TAGGED, PLEASE MESSAGE ME TO CLARIFY. PLEASE TAG ME AS SUCH: "turntechherooftime" w/o the quotations.}

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+ breatheheir

[breatheheir]

wow.

late responding to this.

hi.

[turntech-herooftime]

hi

it cool man i was pretty late startin this convo

anyway sup

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+ ravivachocbranco

sup man

sucks how its gettin colder

yall better get some sweaters or something

anyway names dave

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+ dancing-onee-chan

new peeps every day

sup yall

names dave

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+ thereaderkind

[themerryreadingrockstar-deactiv]

"C-cutie?" She blushed, looking down. "My names cat and I don’t really have a preference. If you like me I’ll probably like you back…"

[turntech-herooftime]

i aint very picky either

more or less asking if yall preferring male or female pronouns is all

at any rate thats a p cute name cat

names dave by the way

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+ ornerycrabcakes

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definitely bro

karkat huh

weird

i had an ex with that same name

havent talked to him in years though

anyway nice to meet you

[ornerycrabcakes]

YEAH. WELL KARKAT’S ARE EVERYWHERE.

NICE TO MEET YOU TOO.

[turntech-herooftime]

holy shit

you serious

didnt think it was really that popular of a name

well guess im still a little out of the loop

my bad man

this almost turned awkward

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+ ornerycrabcakes

[ornerycrabcakes]

CRABCAKES ARE ALWAYS A GOOD INVESTMENT.

HEY. 

MAN’S FINE. I’M KARKAT.

[turntech-herooftime]

definitely bro

karkat huh

weird

i had an ex with that same name

havent talked to him in years though

anyway nice to meet you

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+ causticbootera

sup man

man theres a shitload of halloween urls

gets me thinkin about what the fuck im gonna dress up as this year

im thinkin an esperr

fuckin creepy ass things

anyway, if theres a gender preference or any certain name you prefer to be called speak now motherfucker

btw

names dave strider

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+ breatheheir

sup bro

i aint been checkin this shit on account of my mass gaming binge but here i am

sorry bout that

anyway how yall been doin

there a sick name behind that sick url bro

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+ ornerycrabcakes

dude

crabcakes sound so fuckin good right now

damnit now im hungry

look at what you did

anyway names dave

sup man

or whatever you prefer to be called

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+ swashbucklingyournuts

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+ re8ellious

sup

names dave strider

or you could call me mr strider if you want some

actually

dave is fine

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+ drunk-dork

man that aint fair

spread the joy bro

lets drink together sometime

wed both be drunk dorks then

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+ thereaderkind

well hello there

name and gender preference please

would be a shame to ignore a cutie like you

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yeesh

even the sound a that dont give me a good feelin

good luck with that bro

[doomeddualiity]

joiin the club.

but hone2tly thiing2 are gettiing better 2lowly.  iit ju2t take2 tiime two change thiing2 con2iideriing we’ve been doiing thiing2 thii2 way for 2o long.

[turntech-herooftime]

well

better than things getting worse

i mean thats pretty bad still but

yeah yall get what i mean

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school is for nerds

college is for

well p much anyone wantin a good fuckin job

ill be back yall

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mendaciousfeline started following you

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good evening

names dave strider

and yours is

[mendaciousfeline]

Good evening to you, Mister Strider. =uwu= I’m Anthera Leijon, furmer Disciple and Scribe to the Signless. Purrleasure to make your acquaintance.

[turntech-herooftime]

aint never done heard a this signless but aight

yall rather i call you anthera or somethin else a the like

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2kullphiin started following you

sup

name age n gender pref pls

also your number if youre cute