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"DAVVE! I challenge you to a duel!" @eridamn damnpora

why though?((Sorry this is so late!))

Email post 3 - Fanfic writing (Highschool Shenanigans) / Info I missed out on the previous post

I have a wattpad now! It's TehEpicLordOfPineapples (I think), and I shall be uploading my first fic on there when I have finished the first chapter, yay me! :) It's a Schoolstuck/ Humanstuck Davekat au, and I would be happy if anyone would like to help or read it! If you want to do either of these things, send me an im and i will give you the url (it's on google docs) and if you give me your email, I will let you edit it!)) On to the other important info: I am thinking of changing my mun name to Dirk or Leo, because they sound better to me tbh. Kay isn't even my real name, but it sounded cool and I don't want to put my real name on here anyway because of safety reasons. Also, I may be trans but I'm not confirming anything yet. Also, i'll be writing a document about me so if any of you want to know about me, im me (Again) and i'll send you the link for it so you can read more about me (Hopefully). That's all, I guess because I have to go now.))

Email Post 2 - Ementophobia / Important info about my Online times / Promo info

when you've been sick 10 times in a row in an hour and the school still won't send you home)) Anyway: I may be on tonight, yay me! :) Even tho i don't know if i'll be on after tonight, I'll try to be. I have asked my mom for my computer, and she said that she may let me, as long as I use it for educational purposes but i'll probably use incognito as i probably always do. I may come home, but it depends if the school can get in contact with my mom, but that may not happen because the school only have the house phone and my mom may not be in now, but I have p.e after lunch which I'm currently in, so I hope they can get in touch so I can suffer at home instead of school. Sorry for not being active at all the past few weeks if that's when I've been on, all asks will be responded to on all blogs by tonight at the least.)) About promos... My mom did a factory reset of the computer, meaning all the info was lost, but I have a usb stick with it on, yay me! (Again but what the hell, I'm happy today even tho i was sick) :) They should be done and posted at the end of the week at the latest, if not the beginning of next week at the definite latest. sorry about the wait btw, because of family problems, I almost left the house, but my sister stopped me, which is good because I was looking for a car to run me over tbh. They're being nice to me now, which is nice (I guess), but I can't stop thinking about what happened.)) Anyways, Promos should be done by the end of the week, I'm feeling hella bad (Emotionally and literally/Physically) and I should be on tonight. Sorry about the long post, I had to get my feelings out and writing things is one way of me doing that.))

Email Post 1 - Relateable

when you wanna read homestuck in class but you can't bc people will probs grass))

Guess what tho?? Mituna Pyrope))

Mituna is my son and Aranea and Meenah are my babs))

ardentguilt

@turntechiisms

Hey it’s another one of those Strider kids. You don’t encounter many of those, you may as well greet this one while you can.

“Hey Strider, what’s up?”

turntechiisms-blog

not much, but i think i may have seen you before, probably not, but hey you don’t know for certain.

hope you don’t mind me asking this, but who are you, and what’s your job?

ardentguilt

“Oh I don’t mind at all. You can call me Mindfang, as for my jo8 well it’s mostly timeline security though I technically am also an empress, 8ut fuck that right? Meetings are 8oring I’d rather 8e out kicking ass.”

turntechiisms-blog

yo, i totally agree. i mean, why make us talk about stuff that probably isn’t even important when we could be outside, wrecking shit up?

ardentguilt

“Exactly. 8esides apparently I’m terri8le at 8ehaving correctly around dignitaries so I say leave that for someone who, one, gives a damn and two, can actually handle the situation.”

turntechiisms-blog

wait... what’s a dinitary

i mean, i go to the meetings and deal with the other stuff later, but only because i have to go anyway so...

#i got distracted by mc lmao))#ic #corrupted-legality

@jack-the-vamp

haha i measured myself today and i’m actually 5′2 >:] ))

#ooc #Jack-the-vamp #fite me ho))

chead-deactivated20181204

#dave.txt #working on the promos now!))

turntechiisms-blog

so it appears i’m going somewhere when my Mom gets back from work, so i’ll have the promos done probably tomorrow since I may not be on when I get back either))

@auriustaziam and @kevin-minh + anyone else I forgot the promos will be up at tomorrow at the latest))

turntechiisms-blog

turns out i only needed to go out to walk the dogs, so promos will be uploaded either late today or early tomorrow!))

#Promo update #ooc #promos

so it appears i’m going somewhere when my Mom gets back from work, so i’ll have the promos done probably tomorrow since I may not be on when I get back either))

@auriustaziam and @kevin-minh + anyone else I forgot the promos will be up at tomorrow at the latest))

#ooc #promos #i promise))#i was going to finish them today but idk how long i'm out for))

Gravity Falls starters:

“I ate a man alive tonight.”

“See, it’s funny, ‘cause marriage is terrible!”

“You had your chance at the cotillion, you!”

“I wanna put her in a headlock and make her feel pain!”

“Haha! You fight like a girl! Who is also a baby!”

“Are either of you any good at making annoying noises?”

“Yes, burn the child!”

“Waiting in the dark? Not creepy at all."

“The entire lower half of your body is on fire.”

“I was born with a rare disorder that prevents me from experiencing humour.”

“Have you come to steal my eyes?”

“Your math is no match for my gun!"

“Haha, good luck sleeping tonight!”

“Hey, wanna hear my impression of you in about three seconds? Aaaaaaah!”

“When I get my hands on you, I’m gonna disassemble your molecules!"

“We punch what we don’t understand!"

“This is literally too dumb for me to care about.”

“Look into my eyes! You really think I’m a bad guy?”

“A time is coming in the future where everything you care about will change.”

“Guess I was good for something after all."

“I’ve made huge mistakes and I don’t know who I can trust anymore.”

“Things change. Summer ends."

I Got The Idea. When It's Duck Season Or Fox/Hunting Season, People Hunt And Shoot And Kill Ducks,Foxes, Deer and Other Animals so In Tourist Season It Should Be Okay For People To Hunt,Shoot And Kill The Tourists [~S]