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dave strider || 22 ||he/him || ready to mcfuckin die fam || kin blog

[aubrey-plaza]

[ariminiria]

I CAN’T BREATHE

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for some reason even just being on this blog feels like home

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time to reinstall my funny bone so i can win me some good fuckin cash AND make one of my shitty fantrolls canon

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hey guess what. one of my shitty fantrolls is gonna be canon

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i shoulda been born rich cause ive got the demeanor of a sugar daddy

[transhouto-archive-deactivated2]

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hi my names dave strider and IM DYING

send ur money to keep me alive to [email protected] and i swear it 100% goes to keepin me alive and not egregiously spendin it on john

[wait-till-they-hear-about-this]

A Friendly Reminder

- Deadpool is insecure - Deadpool has chronic pain - Deadpool is submissive in bed - Deadpool is pansexual - Deadpool lifts up his mask so Hawkeye can read his lips - Deadpool is a blonde - Deadpool’s initials are WWW - Deadpool had an abusive father - Deadpool’s mother died from cancer - Deadpool fell in love with a teenager - Deadpool left her because he didn’t want to hurt her - Deadpool had a daughter - Deadpool didn’t believe she was his because she was too beautiful - Deadpool had to be dragged away from his daughter’s dead body by Cap and Wolverine - Deadpool carries Hello Kitty band aids - Deadpool is good with kids - Deadpool can’t be killed by Ghost Rider because he doesn’t think he’s done anything wrong - Deadpool hates himself - Deadpool used to curl up in a ball and mumble about his skin hurting - Deadpool is married to the queen of the undead - Deadpool reads his own comics

Conclusion: Wade Winston Wilson is a beautiful man who must be protected.

[damionaerynstarr]

Let’s not forget: - Deadpool knows sign language - Deadpool took a bullet for Hawkeye because Clint can’t regenerate but he can - Deadpool has tried to kill himself numerous times before - Deadpool turned his back on DEATH ITSELF to help his fellow inmates escape The Farm - Deadpool spent months trying to save Cable - Deadpool was in turn saved by Cable numerous times - Seriously, freaking Jesus-messiah-complex Cable saw something in Deadpool worth saving - Deadpool is a beautiful, wonderfully complex character that I will fight to protect

[wait-till-they-hear-about-this]

- Deadpool and Cable refer to the end of their friendship as “our divorce” - Deadpool bought diapers for Hope - Deadpool has a dog - Deadpool didn’t become like his dad - Deadpool is a good person

- Deadpool spends all his money on ammo and pain meds 

[pilgrimkitty]

- Deadpool is broke 75% of the time 

- Deadpool tells kids that he’s Spider-Man

- Deadpool refused to look at Spider-Man’s face when he swapped costumes with him because “bros don’t out bros” - Deadpool did work in the Spider-Man suit, but REFUSED TO KILL while wearing the Spider-Man suit because Peter wouldn’t have killed and he didn’t want Peter’s rep to be linked to murder.

[thetimelordwizard]

[youmadsaboutit]

Also

- Deadpool is just freaking amazing

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whoop there it is

that signature ‘im a fucking gay ass mess’ dave strider flirting technique of droppin that shit taped to a goddamn anvil

[newtgeiszler]

tag yourself im 5

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that feel when ya get into a shift and ya start doin shit like ya did in your tl

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oh shit we got a dave shift fam

sound them alarms

call the popo its bouta get angsty and needlessly ironic all up and in here

we gonna crack open a cold one with the enbys and probably die while rantin bout john

[rubysapphrald]

i dont say this much about straight adult men who i have never said a word to, but i trust john mulaney

[pangur-and-grim]

the worst possible thing just happened to me.

I had like……..a strip of fancy deli meat? out on the counter? and left the kitchen for one minute, ONE MINUTE. 

excuse me while I emotionally render what I saw upon returning

[pangur-and-grim]

[pangur-and-grim]

this monster allows not a single moment of rest

A post shared by Greer Stothers (@pangurandgrim) on May 13, 2018 at 6:08pm PDT

[greypeel]

can town is closed 2day for some contemplation

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ho shit whaddup fam

ya boi lives

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I always find it strange when people ain’t as utterly neutral as I am about sensitive topics. I mean I get it, I’ve got trauma comin out my ass, but I’m so numb to it all at this point that I don’t give a right shit what people like or enjoy in fiction. You do you, fam.

[galexy-astra]

LET 👏 RETAIL 👏 EMPLOYEES 👏 SIT 👏

[the-real-skye]

The only major chain retail store that I know of that allows their cashiers to sit is the Aldi grocery store, a German chain. Their starting pay is also $12 an hour chain-wide.

The interior of the store looks like this so they save money on the annoying shelf restocking. Products remain in their boxes until being removed by customers.  No unboxing and putting stuff on shelves, and constantly having to rearrange it. Also, the boxes make inventory a breeze as a sealed box has a defined number of items in it. 

Typical American grocery stores have shelves like this

Every item has to be unboxed and neatly stacked on the shelves. If they get messed up by the customers, everything has to be rearranged back to specific rigid order. When you have to verify the inventory, every item has to be removed from the shelves to be counted and put back. Aldi’s also do not have plastic bags. You can buy reusable bags or simply use the empty cardboard boxes that are available.

Last is the carts. Most grocery stores have their carts strewn across the parking lots, rolling around and hitting cars until a store employee is sent out to collect them, after being yelled at by the manager when they were told to do other tasks in the meantime. Aldi’s chains those carts together and you have to put a Quarter in to release it. When you are done, you plug the chain back in and get your Quarter back. If others are lazy, you can collect and return the loose carts and collect the Quarters. 

It stops this…

Then the employees have to do this

[iamemeraldfox]

What do you mean cashiers don’t sit in grocery stores in US?!?!?!? LIKE WHAT??!!!!!! The only people who don’t sit are like, bartenders and people who work behind counters in bakeries and such. Which is still criminal as far as I’m concerned. Let poor people sit!

Also locking the carts is the most basic thing?? Not all store chains do it, but still??

[systlin]

Oh sweet summer child. 

No. Cashiers here have to stand. When I worked retail, the only time I got to sit down all shift was for my 30 minute break. 

And the locking the carts thing is ONLY Aldi here. Most stores send employees out to collect carts every so often, even when the weather is awful and they have other shit to do. 

[biestcallisto]

America is dystopia. Greetings from Germany where ALDI’s system is the norm.