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me ,,, if u wanna !! u dont have to !!
my opinion on;
character in general:UHM MEG IS ACTUALLY SUNSHINE™ I LOVE HERhow they play them: I love the way you portray Meg she’s very cheery ! She’s extremely precious, your portrayal in my opinion is VERY canonthe mun: UHM YOU ARE LIKE SUPER SWEET FROM WHAT I’VE SEEN AND FROM THE LITTLE I’VE TALKED TO YOU, YOU’RE PRECIOUS
do i;
follow them: fuck yeaeeeeeeeeeeeeeerp with them: nowant to rp with them: I WANT TO SUPER BAD ????????!!!!!!?!?ship their character with mine: i meannn maybe if they have a super good friendship/get along easily, shiv would probably crush on meg, but i don’t know how you feel about shipping so i don’t wanna say anything as of yet lol
what is my;
overall opinion:
meg and mun are precious™and if anyone tries to fuck with one of them i’ll actually fucking FIGHT. pls be my friend i love you
oh, what’s a devil to do
when those old DELUSIONS so tried and true
don’t come THROUGH like they used to?
' ready for a REMATCH OF MOVE OR DIE? I WILL KICK YOUR ASS. '
“ yeah right, haywood ! this bitch will NOT go down without a fierce fight. ”
' I'm not playing you at all Turney, your beauty is very much the best thing I've ever seen -- okay that sounded lame but I gotta say it's true ! '
“ okay…. how drunk are you ? because a. no drinking on the job, kovic. b. ya gotta quit with these compliments. ”
' meeggg you're too damn pretty for this world ' stop this loser )8
“ hey, kovic. i don’t come into your house and compliment you relentlessly, do i ? why ya gotta…. gotta play me like this ? ”
3005 // Childish Gambino
gold / marina and the diamonds requested by anon
But it’s the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane
makiplier plays hunie pop starter sentences
❛ i’m gonna start as a man! because i have a penis. ❜ ❛ no!! wait, i love you!! … wait, what the hell ❜ ❛ i may not have been on many dates, but i’m pretty sure this is weird. ❜ ❛ you know what? love is blind… i think? i think that’s what they say, right? love is something, anyway. love is strong, love is passionate, love— love is apparently candy crush. ❜ ❛ you can’t keep all that boob to yourself! ❜ ❛ you are one horny fairy. i’m not helping you. ❜ ❛ i’m not questioning your taste or anything but what’s with your taste? ❜ ❛ you’re not gonna see much of boobaloos other than what you see in front of you right now. ❜ ❛ i’m twelve years old. ❜ ( japanese theme song plays sporadically ) ❛ oooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! oh, i’m sorry, i blacked out for a little bit there. i don’t know what happened, i just thouht that i— OOOOOOOOOO!!! ❜ ❛ my god, that is the weirdest bikini i’ve ever seen, but oddly i think it’s my favorite, all of a sudden, i have no idea why… ❜ ❛ that sounded weird, but i can make it weirder if you want me to! ❜ ❛ i gave that to everyone else, but it really is special when i give it to you. ❜ ❛ tomato’s a fruit. technically speaking. ❜ ❛ i bought you things, therefore you show me affection. ❜ ❛ okay, i’m gonna leave before i hate you more. ❜ ❛ oh, i know how that feels. ❜ ❛ oH I WISH I WAS TALLER! OOHH I WISH ALL MY FRIENDS WEREN’T SIX FOOT FOUR!! IT’S SUCH BULLSHIT! ❜ ❛ what’s wrong? did i hurt your whore feelings? ❜ ❛ oh yeah, you like veggies. eggplant! ❜ ❛ so are you like a cosplayer? ❜ ( LOUD DISGUSTED NOISES ) achievement unlocked: bestiality dating tips: do a lot of drugs ❛ i do have to know ‘cause i’m a weirdo. ❜ ❛ do you need help holding up your boobs while you’re working out? is that what we’re talking about here? ❜ ❛ okay, whatever, you live in this crazy world that you’re in! ❜ ❛ i can’t wait to impress you with my charm and candy crush skills! ❜ ❛ she looked like any other anime girl ever. ❜ ❛ well, i would, but i’m usually looking at her butt. ❜ ❛ but, gosh, you’re pretty! ❜ ❛ need help holding up your boobs? ❜ ❛ oh, god, i only have 304 dollars to my name. and when leaves cost 800 that’s not a lot in this economy. ❜ ( LOUD SLIGHTLY AROUSED NOISES ) ❛ i knew love was candy crush, i didn’t know sex was candy crush too. ❜ ❛ i’m candy crushing my way to coitus. ❜ ❛ i want to seducinate all of them. and then do the dance of sex. ❜ ❛ oh! i can flirt with you! ❜ ❛ if we could build a wall around the earth, keep out these dirty darn aliens, like superman. ❜ ❛ FUCK YOU, SUPERMAN! ❜ ❛ of course i couldn’t forget! you just saw it, how could i forget? ❜ ❛ i only gave a dirty magazine to a fairy, don’t worry about it! ❜ ❛ ayy, i’ve been playing douchebag games. i know how to get the ladies. ❜ ❛ where is my viagra? i mean steroids. ❜ ❛ where do you live!? is that coulds!? are you cloud lady!? ❜ ❛ i’ll take her on a date and then i’ll start flirting with a cat! won’t that be exciting? ❜ ❛ you look fine just the way you are, with your boob window and all that. ❜ ❛ i know, i’m from earth and the world’s greatest lover. human lover. i love humans. ❜ ❛ was that a yawn? did you just yawn? why am i feeling so aroused by a yawn!? ❜ ❛ you look good, but not that good. stop being so up your own ass about it. ❜ ❛ don’t make noises like that, i’m trying to concentrate. ❜ ❛ check, done, banged. ❜ ❛ i’m seeing a lot of girls. aliens, cats, tons of girls all over the place. ❜ ❛ i’m gonna do the sex! i’m gonna do the sexicles! ❜ ❛ i’m in the middle of something! ❜ ❛ do not update! i will punch you! ❜ ❛ man, what kind of sugar daddy am i? i just bough her a laptop… ❜ ❛ i just wanna get it out of the way. i wanna get this horrible, horrible experience out of the way, so i can move on to greener patches and be happy with my life, even though that’s not gonna happen. ❜ ❛ what are you doing with that banana? ❜ ❛ well, i feel dirty. ❜ ❛ are you okay? does that hurt? did something happen to you? ❜ ❛ okay that sounded like a straight up goat. ❜ ❛ i’m not okay with this. that was 100% goat right there. ❜ ❛ why don’t i feel good about myself? you’d think i’d feel good, but maybe this endless conquest isn’t filling up the empty void in my heart. and maybe what i really need is a meaningful relationship where i stay with one woman… for the rest of my life. ❜ ❛ ow! that actually hurt! ❜ ❛ owie! ouchie kebibbles. ❜ ❛ oh, i think i do know what’s up! we’re gonna play a game of mario kart, oh boy! ❜ ❛ how do you people keep getting into my house!? ❜ ❛ you think she stands a cha– (proudly hits chest with hand) ow. stands a chance against me!? i’m the man! ❜ ❛ it seems like i’m gonna punch her in the face, but that’s not what i’m gonna do. ❜ ❛ when people look at me they definitely think that i’m the highest man they’ve ever seen. that’s without a doubt. ❜ ❛ you can let go of your boob now. ❜ ❛ well, watch out for my signature move! penis and vagina! ❜
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“ just– stop, okay? i’m fine. it’s just– don’t worry about it. it’s just a couple of bruises– i’ve got this under control. ”
“ shut up... if they’re ‘ only bruises, ’ why won’t you let me have a better look ? ”
He didn’t stay out of the room for long; quickly turning on his heels and coming back in with arms spread open to wrap around Meg’s waist with a wide grin on his face.
❝ You sound like a Scooby-Doo villain swearing revenge on the gang and their dumb dog too! ❞
meg’s laugh was sweet and familiar, as she was held onto. she enjoyed the well-known feeling of gavin’s arms around her, while she teased him with her words.
“ jinkies, gavino ! ”
hey, wonderful people ! i am going to be gone camping tuesday, august 15th, all the way through friday, august 19th. there will be no activity here until then, at least. i may or may not be on much saturday, depending. i have a busy next few weeks with my birthday, work, and adjusting to school, so activity from then on out will be sporadic and slow. please forgive me ! anyway, i love you all and will try to finish as much as possible tonight !