"I don't blame you."

A trio of turrets! Sentry, Oracle, and Defective.

[turret-trio]

"Hello? Friend."

"I'm different."

"I'm not defective!"

A trio of 3 turrets from the Portal franchise!

Sentry uses she/it, Oracle uses they/it, and defective uses he/it.

Mod uses they/it, and is a minor. Mod is sex and romance repulsed, so please avoid speaking about those topics.

This is an ask/rp blog.

Mod is turretkin btw.

[wh3atley-personality-core]

What if I bit you

Nono waut

* puts you between 2 bread slices *

Sanwich

"What are you even trying to do? You want to cook me too? I don't think I'm that tasty, and many, really, MANY people tried to and failed, not because I'm not edible, but because i don't feel like being eaten"

[turret-trio]

This sandwich is whole wheatus!.. hehe..

[oathem]

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　🐚𓃉⠀⠀No Reposts.　⠀Hope this looks okay ^_^.

[isopuppi]

I just realized I never shared this goober here.

Her temp name is Grubs!

[catgirl-behavioral-therapy]

Jokes aside the cast struggling to get to Ithaca irl and then also struggling to stream the Ithaca saga is so funny and appropriate

[goldensunset]

in small fandoms you need to be grateful to the person who only accidentally hit you twice with a frying pan while trying to make you breakfast. in big fandoms you can block people for wearing a shirt you don’t like

[the-beasts-have-arrived]

I hope they play hot to go Chell this is Aperture Science

[mechygirl33]

chell signed this like 12 fucking times

[turret-trio]

"We can sing HOT TO GO!"

[lgbtqiatext]

[turret-trio]

whats up. im the more chill but significantly worse wheatley.

"Hello?"

"Wheatus?"

"This one isn't Wheatus."

[mechygirl33]

yeah call me, uhm, whatever

anything with a "wh"

[turret-trio]

"Alrighty, Wheatley!"

[turret-trio]

whats up. im the more chill but significantly worse wheatley.

"Hello?"

"Wheatus?"

"This one isn't Wheatus."

[wh3atley-personality-core]

I love you wheatus

"I'm sure that's not how you spell it..."

[turret-trio]

"Wheatus?"

"Wheatus! Your true name!"

[wh3atley-personality-core]

"No! That's not my true name! Stop it!"

[turret-trio]

"Wheatus?"

[wh3atley-personality-core]

"No, not WheatUS... WheatLEY!"

[turret-trio]

"Wheatus!"

"Y-yeah, Wheatus!"

[wh3atley-personality-core]

I love you wheatus

"I'm sure that's not how you spell it..."

[turret-trio]

"Wheatus?"

"Wheatus! Your true name!"

[wh3atley-personality-core]

"No! That's not my true name! Stop it!"

[turret-trio]

"Wheatus?"

[wh3atley-personality-core]

Did you have meet that turret core guy

"I've met multiple turrets in my life, you should be more specific... which couldn't be more helpful actually, becuase all of them look the exact same..."

[turret-trio]

"Don't generalize us!"

[wh3atley-personality-core]

I love you wheatus

"I'm sure that's not how you spell it..."

[turret-trio]

"Wheatus?"

"Wheatus! Your true name!"

[bored-dromaeosaur]

Skibidibi Toilet Fortnite alpha sigma rizz

Explode.

[crystallizedmoon]

N0, I w0n't expl0de ::3

[Plain text: No, I won't explode ::3]

[turret-trio]

[garfunkytunes-deactivated202508]

i MEED to make a rick the adventure core blog. oh by the way he’s my favorite character if you guys didn’t know sorry wheatley

[carolineisntdeleted]

Miku?

A robot built for singing.. how cool! A fancy IBM 7094!! Miku is very cute, and a great suggestion. I wonder if we could use something like her as a mascot here at our facility? Maybe singing machines could boost employee moral ✨️. I'd love to experiment more with technology like her!

[turret-trio]

"We can sing too!"