Say, Aren't You a Little Too... Early?

Ace/Akoi|She/Her|27|Scorpio|PNW| Hi! Call me Alex or Bookie. Anyway, I love a lot of things. Feel free to send me asks! | Art featured by: ackerchou, peachteasweetie, gisellesdoodles, destiny-hoodie

[turt-burglar]

My Durga looks kinda funny guys...

[dogboytim]

Ok this was funny

[sailor-v]

[stickandthorn]

Nooooo little German boy, don’t go into that Magic academy!

Oh mein gott my family home is full of traitors- oh no. OH NOOOOOOOO

[j-em-g]

Sypha&Belmont: 👻🧛‍👻

Annette: 💀❓

[thekalpar]

I see a lot of nobles out here who think "Well I have a 10,000 square foot castle, surely that's enough space for a knight." WRONG. Knights are WORKING BREEDS, they need to go on regular quests to prove their fealty and come home horribly wounded. I have seen SO MANY adopted knights DESPONDENT because their liege keeps them cooped up in a castle and won't let them go on quests. If you want an armored warrior who will be happy in your castle you need to get a castellan. They're closely related to the knight breed but adapted to the castle environment.

[hey-its-sybarite]

Cooping them up too long is actually how you end up with 60 to 70 thousand dead geese when they finally get out again.

[thekalpar]

PEASANTS! WE'RE HANDLING THIS!

[traaansfem]

F

[beastliness]

I don't know whether any of you guys have looked outside lately but it's leaves as hell out there

[elodieunderglass]

AND the moon

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Love this post because it works for both hemispheres. Northern Hemispherer watching the leaves change colour and blanket the ground: Leaves as hell out there. Southern Hemispherer watching the dormant sticks in their yard rapidly blossom into chaotic bushels of green: Leaves as hell out there.

[uncannycory]

AND the moon!

[skeletortilla]

[grapiibear-dead-deactivated2018]

fingers in his ass sunday

[zootycoon-archive]

you know what day it is

[zootycoon-archive]

addicted to fingers in his ass sunday

[zootycoon-archive]

despite everything…

[dirtypolygonconfessions]

[twistcmyk]

friends

[silkirose]

can you guess my new brainrot

[skirtsan]

[faithschaffer]

Sharing my end credit illustrations for Knights of Guinevere to celebrate the premiere! 🥳🥳🥳 The pilot is up now on YouTube, please go check it out. Everyone brought their A game for this and it really shows. ;_;

I'll share some of the background layouts I did for the pilot soon but in the meantime, shhhh…. 🤫 They're dreaming 💙

[nitewrighter]

Couple + Sibling/relative third wheel is honestly an S-tier trio dynamic and I wish we saw more of this in media.

"You are my soulmate. We are forged together by battle and tears and love. Also my brother's coming along."

"Yo."

[nitewrighter]

Bonus points if the non-related half of the couple is just as committed to keeping the third wheel around as the related half.

"Isn't it weird that your brother in law is always hanging around?"

"You've got a problem with Andrew?"

[notebooks-and-laptops]

[sparrowthemormon]

Charlie Kirk is scheduled to speak at UVU. I have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time

[sparrowthemormon]

IT WASN'T ME I PROMISE

[argentavis]