[hyoukanee]

Herald of the Wind and his Storm Queen ⚔️

[laminatednewspaper]

Just started reading Wind and Truth finally after like a million years, and I STILL can’t believe Jasnah is has a thing with Hoid. Like if the literal queen of my nation was rumored to be fucking her court jester I would never shut up about it. The political cartoons probably go insane. She’s notoriously cold, calculating, and an absolute catch and she likes THE JESTER???? Her brother’s former jester????? The millions of women of the court are SO PISSED AT HIS ASS

[jestersking]

finished wat

meanwhile, kaladin:

[cam-pteryx]

thats a lot to take in...

[cam-pteryx]

day nine goes crazy

[calicolen]

Sons of Honor: Urithiru, it's out there.

Ghostbloods: We'll find our answers at Urithiru.

Jasnah Kholin: The answer to defeat the voidbringers will be found in Urithiru.

Shallan Davar: I will finish Jasnah's research, I will uncover Urithiru.

Szeth Son-son Vallano Truthless of Shinovar, atop the highest tower on Roshar: What up cremlings, itsyaboy the Assassin in White. Just chillin' atop Urithiru. Today we'll be pondering the moral implications of "following orders." The voices are getting louder.

[wizard0rb]

steps out of the shower completely dry after parrying every drop of water with my bathroom greatsword

[typebeanie]

Okay so imagine you’re the teenage daughter of the town lord and you have a crush on the doctor’s son but you know you can’t really marry him because he’s a commoner so you try and convince him to go war so that he can earn rank and come back to marry you but he decides he wants to be a doctor like his dad instead so the two of you drift apart but then a while later your dad dies and so the town gets a new lord and you’re engaged to the new lord’s son until he dies but then the new lord decides you’ll be engaged to him instead even though he’s like old enough to be your dad and then he forcibly sends your childhood crush’s little brother into the army to die but your childhood crush decides to go with his brother and then you haven’t thought about your childhood crush for like eight years when out of the blue he shows up after a freak storm destroys your town and you learn that he’s become Superman and is friends with the royal family. POV you’re Laral from the Stormlight Archive. 

[phantomrose96]

I like when fic length/book length/movie length is its own punchline

[phantomrose96]

characters: Ah, I'm so glad that's all over now :). But luckily that's done and dealt with and we can all resume our normal lives now :)

fic length: Chapter 9 out of 48

[phantomrose96]

[medievalspecs]

[memorilore]

[epilepticfox]

Odysseus: Thank you for the concern, but brother, I can assure you Our journey is almost done.

Song 11 of 40

[beemovieerotica]

one cool thing about having an autistic dad whose special interest is underwater spearfishing is that when he catches fish he'll just call up a nearby chinese restaurant like "hi. i caught a fish. can you cook it and i'll bring my family by?" and they're like "yeah sure come on over white boy" and the fish is delicious.

[beemovieerotica]

it's worth adding that my mom is chinese and she always gets embarrassed by this. like she doesn't want to come to the restaurant with us. she doesn't want to be seen with the white man she caught plus the fish that her white man caught. everyone who works at the restaurant thinks my dad is awesome and compliments him + her for choosing him and we all find this very fun except for her.

[moshroom]

he had to jump in the ballpit to cool off after getting all airplane ears over a treat puzzle that proved a little too advanced

[moshroom]

he's done this a few times now. the ball pit actively soothes him when he gets mad over puzzles. i could learn something from this

[moshroom]

[demonius-darkblade]

hate how they forced bugs bunny into anti-weed propaganda in the 90s, as if bugs bunny wouldn’t love smoking weed 

[clayboy2000-deactivated20210427]

To be perfectly fair, bugs bunny would also love taking money for starring in anti-weed propaganda and then using said money to buy weed

[violencevoyager-deactivated2022]

bugs bunny is not real 

[zvaigzdelasas]

[xylophonicsynapse]

[marsixm]

mafia goon in the 1940’s who just started transitioning:

[suppermariobroth]

Officially licensed 2026 Luma bath bombs from a Nintendo/Lush collaboration for the Super Mario Galaxy Movie.

Notably, while the eyes of the Luma are fully modeled to be bulging out of the main mass of the product (identical to the in-game and movie model), the black coloration is only applied to the middle of the eye area due to limitations of the manufacturing process. This results in the Luma appearing to have swollen or puffy eyes.

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[hotvampireadjacent]

[smarties-03]

ITSY. ITSY BITSY. SPIDER. THE ITSY BITSY SPIDER. ITSY

[pallettown]

words cannot describe how much i love showering. my wet contemplative box

[pallettown]

Hey everyone how's it going

[miraclemaya]

this is problematic of me (joke) but i really enjoy the splashing of french into english speech or writing. just adds a pizzazz

[witchofanguish]

*adds a certain je ne sais quoi

[miraclemaya]

see the problem is that despite around 8 years of french schooling the french language has utterly escaped my brain so even the most obvious set up i had created for myself by accident was missed by me. such is life.

[spaghettioverdose-deactivated20]

*c'est la vie

[miraclemaya]

god damn it

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

*sacrebleu