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helltitty

i’m online and ready to look at a picture!

imsoooodrunk

Who knows this movie

pollyanoid

wtf happens on stack overflow

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hollowboobtheory

I have to upload this as a video bc you can see her think this in real time

maraudingcaptain

OP you just can't leave out this golden comment

loveridden1999

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

valentinetheeviljester

Maybe lean out

valentinetheeviljester

ohcorny

sleep paralysis demons HATE him. this cartoonist discovers one weird trick to make them go away every time.

fishing-princess

For thousands of years humanity has selectively bred chickens to have larger breasts and to have to lay eggs constantly. We did it to get more meat and per chicken, but from the perspective of the domesticated chickens they’re sorta living in a very specific fetish scenario

aliceoverzero

The first tags I see on this are absolutely inspired. Incredible pervert lesbian website.

hadesisqueer

Two World Cup finalists from opposing teams in this fucking picture, this sport isn't real

hadesisqueer

Context for anyone who is wondering: Lamine Yamal's parents won an UNICEF raffle for a charity photoshoot in which Barça players posed with kids, and 5 month old Lamine happened to get 20yo Messi. Which is like. Literally insane