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Mike Driver
Jules of Nature

Product Placement
Not today Justin
noise dept.
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cherry valley forever
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Andulka
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
The Stonewall Inn
EXPECTATIONS
Sade Olutola
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this is how all high protein dessert vids look to me
This is the 85 year old creator of Roger Rabbit:
Caught Ollie scratching at my laundry basket so now he has his own
So far every time I set it in front of him now he's jumped straight in, no questions asked, and upon further investigation he seems to enjoy being carried in it from room to room
Ollie, Ollie He is laundry Sits in basket Round and fat Ollie, Ollie Great big ball-y Clean and cozy Kitty cat
the Pirates of the Caribbean trilogy is presents a romance-style female-focused fantasy adventure, which is rare for blockbuster movies.
- you are Keira Knightley, the high-spirited and ever so slightly spoiled child of a doting father who happens to be the governor
- every man in the world is crazy about you, from the dashing naval officer who asks for your hand in marriage to the handsome young blacksmith’s apprentice who you met as a child and feel a strong bond with to the devilish pirate lord who saves your life and flirts with you shamelessly and you make out with him once but it’s for a good cause
- you have two weddings, one where you femme it up and then it turns all emo when it rains on your wedding day and the groom is dragged off in chains by another guy who secretly has the hots for you and then you have a second wedding where you dress as a man because you’re the pirate king now and you exchange custom vows and witty banter during a sword fight with zombies
- you are Keira Knightley
- all three of your potential love interests end up on the same ship at one point they have a lot of tension between them but they don’t fight because you told them not to
- a random pirate you knew for half an hour names you his heir and now you command one of the biggest and most important fleets in the sea
- not only that but you became the Queen of all pirates who now obey you and are at your command. You use your powers to destroy the fleet of the East India Company
- there’s a kraken
I’m sorry, KING of all Pirates, please.
The trilogy ends with you getting head on the beach at sunset from the blacksmiths-apprentice-turned-ghostship-captain who is also your husband.
I follow the "leave nothing but footprints take nothing but photos" rule of state/national parks yeah because conservation. But also because when I was 11 i read a short story about a girl who went to a museum and stole a bandage flake off a mummy on display with the mentality of "im just one person one piece won't be missed" then at night she was visited by the mummy and it plucked a single hair from her head and then the next night a different mummy took another hair and she realized that there were only so many pieces to her before there would be nothing left and that story was forever wedged in my brain. Anyways leave cool rocks where you find them or the mummies will get you
god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage
teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek
fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"
kinda curious what do you mean by like stratt and grace betrayed eachother in a way?
it's pretty obv with eva. she betrayed grace by sending him to space against his will. i believe her actions to be justified but undeniably cruel and horrible.
now with grace betraying eva in a way. he is practically the number two, the leading scientist in astrophage, and has been by eva's side whenever she makes all those hard decisions. he knows the stake present of humanity perishing if the mission fails. he knows that there's not enough time to train another scientist. he knows that the kids he so loved are going to die of starvation or coldness.
grace 'betrays' eva and the rest of humanity in that sense. he is not just a bystander. he understands the consequences and has the expertise to make the mission succeeds. and yet, he still refuses to answer the call. he chose self-preservation above all else.
from eva's perspective, grace would make her force her hand, instead of volunteering himself. that eva is once again put in a fucking dilemma (like nuking antartica and paving the sahara) but those situations differ. this is the person that she knows and trusts. but she's going to look at him straight in the eye and tell him to go on a suicide mission. doesn't she carry enough sins already? why can't grace carry some of the burden from her? a part of her prob hoped that grace can accept the responsibility of saving earth. but no. grace entered that room babbling about his kids needing him when they're all going to die anyway. she knows him to be a coward and that's what angered her. he fails to be the person eva wanted him to be. someone brave enough to sacrifice himself for humanity's only chance of survival.
(anyway, this is just my opinion while reading the book first before the movie. im not saying eva is right or wrong. and many of us would be like grace in this kind of situation. it's what makes their dynamics so interesting)
On Saturday I said to my partner, as I have said for months, "A ten thousand dollar a year raise would solve so many of my problems."
As of this morning I was reluctantly looking for jobs because I love my job and don't want to leave it, but see: $10k raise problem solver.
As of noon today this was no longer an issue, because my boss called me with the news that I was getting a $10K merit raise.
I feel like a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders. This is roughly $200 extra per paycheck. Enough to pay off debt faster, rebuild my savings, and spend a weekend a month in Milwaukee getting obscenely laid. The sex I'm going to have on $200 extra per paycheck. You can't even.
May all of you get the $10K raise your soul has yearned for. And whatever level of sex you can be satisfied with for $200.
hey bestie i think ur post might be charmed 'cause you aren't gonna fuckin believe what happened today
glasses halfway down my nose holding my phone at arms length and squinting at it like a grandma and when you look over my shoulder I'm swiping through pictures of femme milfs manspreading
typing excruciatingly slowly with a single finger "with packer"
my little blue eyed freaks :)
i just found out about this bird (scale-crested pygmy tyrant) trying to find the most biodiverse countries and i feel tears welling up in my eyes because its so cute
why does it look like that i love him so much he's a little fella
Lots of drama in our household
What if water didn't have surface tension and whenever you spilled some, the whole floor of your entire apartment was covered in a 2 micrometer deep puddle
you've taught me to count blessings I didn't know were mine
Statement of Y/N, regarding their time in servitude to the entity formerly known as One Direction. Statement begins.
Thinking about the Big Hamster project I scrapped
Exact context of this scene btw