i don't know why i still have a tumblr

~naomi~

[bewbin]

snuck in 4 burgers to creed 3. Couldve easily done more

[bewbin]

6 burgers into John Wick 4. still could've done more

[bewbin]

12 burgers into Dungeons and Dragons. Still could've done more

[afloweroutofstone]

Love this feature honestly

[deadpanwalking]

[taxidermychrist-deactivated2025]

the women in my bluetooth headphones sounds mad at me :(

[vampire-cathedral]

[hungwy]

we need a three day weekend i swear to god no experiments no testing no bullshit we gotta lop off a workday

[tahthetrickster]

unbelievable that its 4/20 and absolutely nobody has put the objectively best rage comic on my dash yet. i have to do everything around here

[fatgrowlithe]

runner up

[huffylemon]

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[mojokittykittywithcheese]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[shitpostinguniverse]

[adamsmasher]

My mother likes to say “short story long” and honestly she’s right

[cryptotheism]

I swear to God the more I learn about Musk the more I know I could grift him. Give me 40 minutes and a six pack of beer and I could have this dude CONVINCED that he's the reincarnation of an Egyptian pharaoh and the only way to save the world is to give me 40 million dollars.

[wearfinethingsalltoowell]

[graceofgosh]

every employer is like "do you want to work in a fast-paced environment? with flexible hours?" where are the slow pace environments with consistency instead

[toastbutteregg]

[thepleasuregoblin]

"uhhh Mormons don't actually believe that" I assure you their actual beliefs are even more absurd

[cryptotheism]

Google "Mormon Bigfoot"

[dontkillcoyotes]

Alright I’ll google it

[dontkillcoyotes]

[angelsfire2023]

What.

[memewhore]

[retrogamingblog2]

[garbage-empress]

you want your city to be walkable and bikeable? what's next? suckable? fuckable?