My Existence Is A Contradiction

Just a small town girl... with way too many goddamn feelings Morgan ~ INFJ ~ writer ~ BMW ~ GMW ~ Gilmore Girls ~ Disney ~ Pixar ~ PJO ~ Miraculous ~ Merlin

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people love to talk about jess intentionally breaking up dean and rory or whatever but actually watching the episode you can tell he feels sorry/concerned while dean is yelling at her in front of everyone and the first thing he does when he comes to her on the bridge is that dean was wrong for what he did and is still hesitant to admit his own feelings even knowing she is no longer taken and his opportunity is right there like…yes he did mess with their relationship but he never wanted it to be at rory’s expense

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And then before he does anything else, even once she confirms that it’s over between her and Dean and that she has feelings for him, he leaves to go break up with Shane first. I don’t think enough people point that out, that no matter how much he likes her and could very easily kiss her or ask her out, he 1. gives her time to breathe and go through the grief of a breakup with her long-term boyfriend, and 2. refuses to disrespect both her and Shane, and ends his relationship before doing anything with Rory, because even as a teenage jerk, Jess had more emotional maturity than Dean, Logan, or Rory.

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Mean Girls is actually an awful movie

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I respectfully disagree and am curious as to why you think it is awful. The humor is solid, the inevitably of it becoming dated doesn’t really detract from the story, and it’s actually a very insightful and pretty accurate take on the inner workings of “girl world” and the way women are often taught to compete with each other and passive-aggressively tear each other down.

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Am I the only person that loves that Smii7y and Kryoz saw themselves being shipped and just said “aw fuck it, let’s give them something to really talk about” and now regularly include bits about their epic gay romance in their videos? Because it’s probably one of my favorite things ever.

Disclaimer: this post is not, in any way, shape, or form, meant to invalidate any public figures that have expressed discomfort with being shipped.

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Reblog and put in the tags whether or not you still have your wisdom teeth 

[pukicho]

you look like you sleep in jeans

Might as well have a good looking ass if I'm gonna collapse on the floor at 4am.

[2himbosinluv]

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Just a Jack Hunter out here looking for my Eric Matthews..

[eriicmatthews]

#i am all of them always

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Jess Mariano is the biggest dork to ever exist on planet earth. Fight me.

[georgianadarcies]

Why Liz Danes sucks: a closer look

[misa-chan13]

So she’s definitely a mom

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I’d go as far as to say Liz is certainly a birth-giver

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i feel like i need to start a running list of all the reasons why jess isn’t a bad boy

magic tricks

jean jackets

magic tricks because it can’t be emphasized enough

[alciavikkander]

• “can I get you a soda” all flustered • cute little smiles at Rory’s attempt to be funny • rubbing her cheeks with his thumbs • “high praise miss take editor” • *knee bump* • getting so flustered when he thinks he sees the back of Rory’s head • badly drawn dead body outlines • eating the food Rory made even though he didn’t have to • “ernest only has lovely things to say about you.”

[elizadusku-archive]

“hi” “hi” “hi” “hi” “hi” “hi”

“i’m a professional driveway lurker”

listens to bjork

the face he makes when rory rambles

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Originally posted by lorelaisrory

this ^

helps Rory when she’s flustered about the sprinkler and then turns it back on so that Rory won’t have a fight with Dean because it was Jess who had helped her

Gets along with Paris (and come on, hardly anyone gets along with her)

The way Jess looks at Rory when she’s not looking

“I made sure she was okay”

“22.8 miles” “How’d you know that?” “Do you Yahoo?” “You looked it up?” “Yeah.” “You looked it up.” “I just hit a couple buttons on the computer.” “You looked it up.” “I was bored. There was nothing on TV and I was fooling around, it was something to do, that’s it.” “You looked it up.”

(this one I read somewhere and would totally give credit to if I knew where to find it again but) he believed that there would be a “next time” at Richard and Emily’s and he had every intention to stay with Rory while she was going to Yale (as proven just above) and he was going to take Rory to prom and despite breaking those promises when finding out he wasn’t graduating and leaves for California, he promised on the bus that he’d call Rory and he did, but he just didn’t know what to say.

and hello? Jess got Rory back to Yale!

[jaekakes]

He cleaned the gutters for Lorelai

He made polite and witty conversation with Lorelai because Rory asked

“I made sure she was okay.”

“It is what it is. You. Me.”

Showing up to walk Liz down the aisle

The whole reciprocation thing with Luke 

[mosaicbroknhearts]

Not only did he spend his teenage years working too many hours at WalMart, but he was fucking EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH

Oliver Twist reference

Annotated books for fun

READ JANE AUSTEN

Lived in New York City with little to no parental supervision and yet he spent basically all of his free time reading in the park

Literally listened to self help tapes

Scolded Rory for dropping out of school

Lives in a bookstore/art gallery

[drspenceyreid]

“You’re like a really sweet old agoraphobic couple.” “Thank you very much.” *smiles*

“You could always tell him we did something.”

[elizadusku-archive]

doesn’t “believe in cell phones”

once tried to fight a swan with a soup ladle

snuck into class during a test, asked for a pen, and then pulled out a book and started reading

was always really invested in rory’s future and interested in her school plans even though he could give two shits about school

stole all the school’s baseballs and then just smiled when luke asked what he was going to do with them

that whole dumb scene when rory goes into their apartment for the first time and they hold hands before they kiss

wears blazers, puffy coats and t-shirts over long sleeve shirts

in eight o'clock at the oasis his shirt sleeves are partially pulled over his hands and he’s walking around reading like that

his dumb flirting at the end of there’s the rub

sat at the dance marathon for like 8 hours to irritate (watch) rory

literally this entire scene, watch this scene and tell me he’s a bad boy, he’s a nerd

“casa rory”

also

“i’m a little nervous too”

thinks jane austen would like charles bukowski

invited luke and rory to his business open house because he was happy with with where his life was and he wanted them to see because they meant so much to him and he was grateful for their role in it

only eats ice cream in cones

when liz kissed him on the cheek he wiped it off

probably had to psyche himself up to go get his car in season 4 because he was scared of seeing rory

was happy that luke pushed him in a lake and then later told rory she could push him in the lake (loves being pushed into lakes?)

called rory multiple times (”you’ve been getting a lot of those lately”) from california but then didn’t know what to say so he hung up but he kept calling because he wanted to hear her voice

“women right? can’t live with them, can’t keep them from jumping in the closet”

luke: “hanging socks on doors, that’s your idea of funny?” jess: “well depending on the sock design it could be hilarious”

got super excited when rory came to see him in new york and then spent the entire day showing her his favorite places and didn’t even ask why she came until literally right before she left

said he wouldn’t meet rory’s grandma but after she kissed him and lent him a book he agreed

relatedly: “you knew i would want to read it, you’re a book tease”

says he can’t get into poetry but read howl 40 times 👀 👀 👀 

the only person besides rory he’s ever been shown dating is shane which was presumably to make rory jealous and he never shows even a hint of interest in anyone else

has probably only loved one girl in his entire life

is introverted and has low-key social anxiety

magic tricks, because i’m incapable of moving on

[lavendergoomsltd]

makes care package for Rory when Lorelai’s isn’t home to make sure Rory eats well

FIX LUKE’S TOASTER

Never takes credits for the little thing he does (cf. my two previous points + employee of the month)

Buy a car with his own money. Don’t steal money from Luke, don’t mug an old lady but secretly takes a freakin job at Wal-Mart.

works at the diner and pull his work load

work extra hours and queue all day long to get tickets for a Distiller gig to surprise his girlfriend

don’t smoke his cigarette before kissing the girl he loves

make sure he broke up with Shane before starting anything with Rory

ask Rory to tell her about Dean before he learns from the town but is not mad at her for being friendly with her ex *coughunlikedeancough*

spend all his money to bid on her basket and have a chance to spend the day with her

makes sure she finds her bracelet back

actually keeping said bracelet cause he has a crush on her

tries to get along with Lorelai for Rory

doesn’t fight Logan though he deserved it

remember Rory’s birthday while Logan didn’t

[iscahmckrae]

*  reads a self help book on LOVE and uses the principles therein to mend his relationships with his mother and his uncle first.

*  plays silly, harmless schoolboy pranks with an altruistic streak.

*  couldn’t bring himself to hit the “furry thing” crossing the road.

*  gives eskimo kisses.

*  doesn’t pretend to like things Rory likes, even when it comes to literature, but still gives them another shot for her sake.

*  watches West Side Story, I Dream of Jeannie, Judy Garland and Mickey Rooney musicals, and Leave it to Beaver.

*  insists on paying Luke back.

*  generally uses dorkily sarcastic euphemisms instead of swearing.

*  gives Rory “an apple for the teacher.”

*  agrees to walk his mother down the aisle in a Renaissance themed wedding, in front of the whole town that hates him, even though he knows she’s never been sober for any of her weddings.

*  always listens to Luke, even when he pretends not to.

[roeyliterati-twinflame-love]

* Dismantles snowman for his crush so hers could win

* Goes to stupid town things for her

* Doesn’t mind wearing a tux because it’s James Bond and doesn’t think it’s geeky

* He looked up the exact distance from Yale to Stars Hollow

* He told her he loved her dropped the bomb and ran and even vented to Luke about it

* Read a book in a strip club and had no interest in any of the girls there he was more interested in his book

* Has multiple bus books

* Carries a book in back pocket at all times

* Fixed a toaster for Luke after Rory got onto him about making his life harder

* Wrote a book and told her he couldn’t have done it without her

* Fixed the sprinklers for her and turned them back on to let her boyfriend play hero

* Let her go after she told him she loved Logan and still asked where she parked to make sure she was safe

* Encouraged her to write a book about her and her mom

* Waited for her since he was 18 because he knew they were supposed to be together the first time he saw her

* Dressed up as uncle as a prank because he didn’t like his shirt that brought out his eyes

* He considered himself a lucky man when she told him she just might show him her whithering stare

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ok bc i couldnt find any that werent gmw related all in favor of a boy meets world discord say i

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i have made the server! have to test a few things first and then i will post the link :]

[angelamooer]

link !

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Yay! I’m excited ♡

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We just gonna ignore that Jack almost threw himself out of a window when Eric died? “Can’t pay rent” my ass, you just can’t stand that the love of your life is gone. And sure, it was all in Shawn’s head, but that just means that literally everyone else except these two idiots knows that they are soulmates.

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Ew Christopher waltzing back into Rory and Lorelai's life saying he wants be apart of Rory's life, just for him to end up not make any efforts to be apart of Rory's life just because him and Lorelai don't work out yet again! He's all about him, he never cares about Rory unless it involves him being with Lorelai, and as soon as it's over he's back to not making any efforts in his daughters life! 😡

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It’s so strange to me because it always seems like in situations where the father isn’t totally in the picture, when/if he does come back, if for the child. But Chris never came back for Rory, it was always for Lorelai. He treats Lorelai like this ex that he’s still crazy in love with, and honestly acts like Rory is just an addition to Lor, almost like he’s not her “real” father. That’s your kid, Chris! Not just some potential step-daughter, your actual biological kid that you couldn’t care less about!

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I really need to get my emotions under control because I shit you not, I just spent the past ten minutes crying over Google images about how beautiful Matthew Lawrence is. I am not okay, send help.

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Don't mind me, just over here sobbing at gifs of Jeric hugging because they look like the best hugs ever and I love these boys more than life itself.

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Don't mind me, just over here sobbing at gifs of Jeric hugging because they look like the best hugs ever and I love these boys more than life itself.