Eerk

Just tryna live my life w/outcho strife

[turtlepissandeverythingblis-blog]

Idk how to express my Feelings without apologizing or making it a joke \_('-' )_/

[ryanishka]

I was looking through pictures on my phone and………..summer 2012 was a bad time for me

[turtlepissandeverythingblis-blog]

Why is this bad?

[bearthug]

Let's all be nerds in just our underwear.

[vaelegol]

I strongly agree with this

[shinx-friend]

in the tags, sis

[davidfosterflawless-deactivated]

a man to a sad woman: you are beautiful and hot and sexy and that’s why i talk to you. cheer up ☺️

[turtlepissandeverythingblis-blog]

This is so important

[lionbone-deactivated20190213]

Twin Peaks S2E18 (dir. David Lynch)

[turtlepissandeverythingblis-blog]

Fav Harry Potter scene

[turtlepissandeverythingblis-blog]

I love tea parties :))

[turtlepissandeverythingblis-blog]

Ok cool congrats? Why do you always keep me updated on your love life and why do you stay updated on mine when you make it so clear that ours will never come close

[turtlepissandeverythingblis-blog]

Me: *sends 67 snapchats a day*

Me: *receives three snapchats a year*

Me: :')

[turtlepissandeverythingblis-blog]

Me: ooo a cute boy ok cmon time ta get my flirt on

Me: *waves vigorously at boy*

Boy: do I know you?

Me: *becomes one with the earths crusts*

[turtlepissandeverythingblis-blog]

Person: how are you?

Me: *tries to do little hand guns to pretend everything's great and I'm a cool dude but accidentally just shoots self with my own index finger*

[turtlepissandeverythingblis-blog]

Ouch ouch ouchie ouch *sends laughing face emoji when in reality my soul is casually running itself through a paper shredder*

[turtlepissandeverythingblis-blog]

I don't want things to be like this but they are

[turtlepissandeverythingblis-blog]

I can't make you that promise because it is a promise I can't keep

[kittiezandtittiez]

[424celsius-blog]

Wtf is this

[deactivated-caitama-sensei]

A LITTLE BABY KITTY STANDING ON A SEE THROUGH TABLE SO U CAN SEE HIS WITTLE ITTY BITTY PAWS

[turtlepissandeverythingblis-blog]

This feels like some sort of weird porn

[sumflora]

someone: Hey r u ok? me: bow wow wow

[0-000010-deactivated20190930]

[herbstfrische]

is he wearing a “u mad bro” shirt?

[turtlepissandeverythingblis-blog]

This scares me sm

[turtlepissandeverythingblis-blog]

I'm not alone but god it feels like it