[in-hearts-affliction]

~when you have cool friends who take pics of your tattoos~ (photo by: @pizzammure)

[ivare-enim-euge]

Arguing with an Aries

[hotsoccergirl1234]

The hands

[joshpeck]

this is truly the best video that has ever blessed this website

[loueejii]

Ok but is he saying that Glenda was a princess and not a “good witch”?

[animationsource]

The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993) | dir. Henry Selick

[gothiccharmschool]

YES HELLO IT IS OCTOBER NOW. 

[turtlepoppunkpizza]

Please donate every penny counts!!! Thank you all so much! Click the link to learn more ❤️

[sadbreakupquotes-deactivated201]

“it’s you. it’s fucking you. the person i think of every single second. the person that makes me smile. you are the only one i will ever want. - Day 74”

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[ourstrangeduet]

me at 14: I cant wait till im in college I have so many plans for life and nothing can stop me :)

Me now: Mm. Me hungey. Me eat macdonal. French frie. Frenchffrie. French frie.

[jaidefinichonv2]

[vibraniumacrylicpowder]

He just… accepted it. I’m cracking up.

[ghostsandgoblins]

[damianmcgintleman]

everyone talks about the folgers coffee incest commercial but remember the quizno’s commercial where the guy was fucking the toaster oven?

[mslockheart]

what the fuck

[flyawaymax]

what the fuck

[rose-mcgowan-stan-blog]

a MALE toaster oven

I support their forbidden gay love

[clearlyconfounded]

“Not doin that again that burned”

“We both enjoyed that.”

I’m dying how did this get produced

[suspicious-robot]

He also looks down at his dick when he said it burned

[hurleyquinnzel]

Bridesmaid to a waiter: What a beautiful wedding

Waiter, about to reveal that the poor groom’s bride is a whore: Oh you haven’t heard?

[hurleyquinnzel]

the number of people making comments on this post about how there’s nothing wrong with being a whore is far too high like i’m not trying to shame people who are promiscuous or sex workers this is a fucking reference to a song and if you dont understand the reference dont reblog with some idiotic trying too hard to be progressive shit its literally a joke about a lyric from a song it was never, and never will be, that fucking deep. if you dont get the reference literally just shut up and dont reblog this post oh my god

[christopher-bryant]

by fall out boy

[lesbianshepard]

honey is the only food product that never spoils. there are pots of honey that are over five thousand years old and still completely edible

[lesbianshepard]

i also want to point out we know it tastes the same even after thousands of years b/c archaeologists who discovered two thousand year old honey tasted it. presumably right after they looked at each other and went “what the hell here goes nothing”

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

[key--lime--pie]

I’m pretty sure they also identify human remains by taste. Archaeologists are straight up freaks.

[notaflippinmermaid]

No, no no… you identify bone from rock or other substances by touching it to your tongue. If it sticks, it’s bone. The taste itself has nothing to do with it. And most archaeologists won’t lick human bones if they know they’re human.

…and I realize that doesn’t actually do much to prove archaeologists aren’t freaks.

[midnightmindcave]

mai nam is jane and wen i dig i fynde some roks both smol and big i put my tung upon the stone for science yes i lik the bone

[mydisneydaze]

Lane was very excited to see Tiana and Naveen again. :)

[rootbeergoddess-deactivated2017]

What was that about Tiana not having any fans?

Little Miss Lane seems to adore her.

[revysprite-deactivated20170502]

THIS IS SO CUTE????

[rosa-sparkz-deactivated20160710]

awwwwwwwwwa

[mcavoy]

Uhm yep!

[justsomeantifas]

lol

[republicansareahategroup]

Reblog in 30 seconds for good luck

[love]

Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist (2008)

[shadovvlurking]

Mechanical pencil discourse:

These are the good ones

[shadovvlurking]

These? Awful wobbly hell sticks.

[scoutkln]

what about these

[askroukemonone]

how about this? 

[shadovvlurking]

Both of these are good too but the bottom ones are expensive as fuck

[toonsylvania]

👀 ?

[shadovvlurking]

Those classify as the first ones they are good

[thisisnakesblog]

what about everyones favorite?

[shadovvlurking]

THOSE ARE DISGUSTING HOW FUCKING DARE YOU

[radicalrobo]

those last ones shatter if anyone within 10 feet of you even thinks that they might maybe need something to write with

[rubyzoisite]

Hey OP

[shadovvlurking]

this is the worst addition, thanks

[allsadnshit]

when you’re a kid and you’re feeling weird and detached and you fall asleep in the late afternoon with school clothes still on and you wake up and its dark and dinner is almost done and time feels like a thick jelly