cats...Cats....CATS!!!

"If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans"

[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]

[williamcrisafi]

[typiing-deactivated20240430]

half of adulting is basically you trying not to cry

[frankensteins-revival]

The other half is crying

[dankmemeuniversity]

[teathattast]

[memewhore]

[midiport]

me when i have to work at the job i applied for

[funnytwittertweets]

[sindri42]

Bees choose to live in the box where they know damn well that a large fraction of the honey will periodically be removed, instead of simply leaving that place like they are perfectly able to do, because the human box comes with an invulnerable titan to guard them against all threats. The bees consider the payment offered to this colossal mercenary to be a pretty good deal.

[intjint]

Bees know about supply and demand

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

Protection money

[stitch-n-time]

Protection honey

[softwaring]

[funnytwittertweets]

[sapphling]

I am NOT trying to trick you into putting a leash on. and if you would just come here, within leashing-range, you'd be able to see that

[funnytwittertweets]

[lesbiansgoal]

[flowercrownsylveon]

[bimboid]

[ancaporado]

you couldn't waterboard this out of me

[puppybeargf]

twitter can be good sometimes actually

[c9x-deactivated20230223]

Debbie Parker 2022

[bill-nye-official-blog]

rip debbie parker, you were a great tree