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Ri 🫶🏼 27. plants, animals, goofs, gaffs

[moniquill]

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

i was watching a video about how regional cheeses are made around the world, and was shown a type of mozzarella called zizzona (the z/zz pronounced like the 'zz' in 'pizza', with a 'tz' sound), which, yes, means "mother's breast".

so rest easy tonight knowing they have titty cheese in italy.

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

they also make special GIANT 66lb zizzona

so rest easy tonight knowing they have hummina hummina aWOOGAH iyiyiyiyi GAZONGA cheese in italy

[clowniconography]

this is one of the more creative hate comments i've seen and i felt the need to immortalize it

[icantspellthings]

Top 3 things people love insisting they don't have despite it being impossible

Pronouns

An accent

Bias

[catadromously]

the kids aren’t cooked, you just need to hang out with them in the woods.

[catadromously]

I mean you meet these young people trapped in their classrooms or nuclear families in paved over neighborhoods, you are going to see them at the lowest points of forced routine, atomization, gutted autonomy, academic stress, you are going to see them at their worst. you’re going to see addictive behavior. bad social skills. lashing out. uncreativity. laziness and distraction. they do look totally cooked.

you need to take them into the woods

I do outdoor education work, and within minutes of any elementary to middle schooler getting free permission to mess around with their friends in a clearing, they’re curious and driven again. they’re asking each other questions and yeeting pinecones at trees (science) and using their bodies. sometimes for evil. as is developmentally right. they want to know the names of birds! they want to teach someone pokemon! they want to build stuff and kick stuff and tackle each other and you into the snow!

they’re basically fucking institutionalized for 90% of their lives but their spirits are alive. you need to take them into the woods you need to treat them like animals with powerful inner lives and they’ll show you they are.

and you, if you feel like you’re relating too much, remember that you can also take YOURSELF to the woods

[kosmogrl]

I will have a life beyond these bad days

[depsidase]

[glowcowboy]

ok. enough suffering now. i am seeking out delight

[pallettown]

words cannot describe how much i love showering. my wet contemplative box

[pallettown]

Hey everyone how's it going

[knighthearts]

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since i only ever send rick rolls to ppl i figured id just post one for all my followers for april fools day this year to save myself the effort

happy april fools y’all

[manrippedapartbydogs]

[zackisontumblr]

what a wholesome surprise at the bottom of the sugar cookie container

[guccixcucci]

Out of all of the terms and phrases that have lost meaning and been taken over by non black people “crash out” has definitely been the most fascinating to me

[missvanta-xoxo]

At most they are tweaking

[storyweavingspider]

I got an email from a professional saying they were “crashing out on a deadline” and asking to reschedule a meeting and I’m like.

Girl that is not what you think it is.

[despair-the-zero]

evergreen

[dapperprincess]

This is so funny to me

new reaction image

[itmeansalot]

We're all going to be in our 40s by the end of the year

[intratrauma]

im 23. what the hell is gonna happen to me

[itmeansalot]

You're gonna die a lot

[vanilladrizzlequeen]

let’s be ominous cute with mama

[catchymemes]