Wannabes be Gone

[just-shower-thoughts]

Tall people never ask short people to get something close to the ground.

[pizzaback-deactivated20201011]

I hate how the stereotype is that dolphins are good and sharks are evil, when dolphins are so smart that they have the capacity for evil but sharks are simple fish who can only be true neutral, so even if a minority of dolphins are evil there are still more evil dolphins than sharks

[rageclit-deactivated20181208]

quality marine philosophy discourse

[spillybun-deactivated20190921]

Ominous positivity

[spillybun-deactivated20190921]

You will be okay. You have no choice.

[jadedsoggy]

Everything will turn out fine. You cannot stop it.

[justabirdy]

You will succeed. It is inevitable.

[space-cadet-123-deactivated2020]

I freakin love off the wall illuminati theories

[lobster-senpai-deactivated20150]

“Off the wall”. Vans. Vans off the wall. Vans are also cars. Who drives vans? Creeps. Whos creepy? Slenderman. Slenderman wears a suit, so Natalia Kills would dissaprove. “Natalia Kills” has three A’s in it. a triangle has three sides. This post is illuminati confirmed.

[space-cadet-123-deactivated2020]

I’m so happy tbh

[vicevirtue]

You just proved it again. “I’m so happy tbh” has 12 letters in it. It also has 4 words. Guess what 12 divided by 4 is? That’s right- it’s 3. A triangle has 3 sides. Checkmate. Illuminati confirmed yet again. This is too easy.

[anxietyproblem]

Instagram

[calonyndraig]

OMG MOOD!

[coke-addicto]

😂 legit feels 🤯

[suicidal-steven]

Mood

[beatingheartisallihave]

So true

[maintaining-my-sanity]

Such lovely memories…❤🙂

[caleocross]

omg i relate so much ✨😌💅🧚‍♂️

[abdulraveman]

[yassmines]

im losing my mind….shes jus a lil baby…

[snakesayer]

OH MY GOD

By @fake.disney.facts on tiktok

[nobie]

BRUH IM CACKLING why is this so damn accurate

[theclonewarsbrokeme]

WAIT- He really do be right 

[grantairezee]

[blackbruise-deactivated20200925]

I hate the word Islamophobia.

It is not a phobia.

You are not scared.

You are just an asshole.

[teathattast]

[fungis-remade]

[yourbigsisnissi]

A part of being an adult is living with regret and not allowing it to consume you. The older you get, the more mistakes you’ve made, opportunities you’ve missed, people you’ve disappointed. And every day you have to remind yourself to be kind and forgiving of yourself. You accept and love the you from the past and understand that it’s all a part of the process. Then you move on and live your best life, knowing now as old as you feel today, you’ll never be this young again.

[animalrates]

Here is a swoofer. Tries his best to clean the floors. Would pat on head accordingly. 14/10

[babyanimalgifs]

I’ve watched this at least 20 times

[jaubaius]

A bird explaining to a hedgehog crossing so it doesn’t die.

[luvbey]

i just want to sit in front of the ocean for a little while

[jewlsies]

those little things on ur nose aren’t blackheads, don’t try and get rid of them they’re sebaceous filaments and they’re permanent and literally everyone has them

every girl has that little pouch of fat on her lower tummy, despite what magazines try n show u, you have important organs there that need to be protected don’t try and get rid of ur pouch

ur body is smarter than u think and it knows what to do when u eat more than normal. one bad day, or even week, of eating poorly isn’t gonna ruin anything at all I pinky promise

if u think u look good up until u try taking a selfie, it’s not ur fault - our faces are asymmetrical and when u see ur face flipped it will look unnatural to u, since u don’t see it that way when u look in the mirror. to everyone else it looks perfectly fine

no one’s stomach looks the same at 8pm as it does at 8am. no one has a chiseled six pack after a day of eating, not even the super fit people u see on tumblr, because ur stomach naturally expands after eating and expecting to have a flat tummy before bed is very unrealistic

no one notices if the bags under ur eyes are bad today. no one pays attention to the bump in ur nose or the zit on ur chin or the piece of hair that u missed when u were straightening. literally no one notices these things except you so stop worrying about it ur gonna be fine

sometimes u just gotta get over urself

[atlasri3ing]

this made me cry I needed it so bad

[sethmeyers-andysamberg]

SO I WENT TO THE LOUVRE TODAY…

[sethmeyers-andysamberg]

NOT ENOUGH PEOPLE SAW THIS, LISTEN TO IT WITH VOLUME UP!

[hype]