it changes all the time

spencer | 20 he/him

[specialbored]

Sign fell.

[redditfront]

[babyanimalgifs]

this video always cheers me up

[archerestarcher]

HE’S SO HAPPYYYY

[elosoquelee]

Bless the operator’s heart, this is probably making both their days. 

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

adhd is so funny it's like being possessed but with myself

[welpnotagain]

me, desperately: can we please get something done?!

my inner demon, who is also me: IF YOU LIKE PIÑA COLADA

[adz]

one time this nondescript guy came into my dunkin donuts and ordered a small black coffee with blueberry flavor shot, and for some reason that peculiar order stuck with me so much that when, seven months later, i saw him in the parking lot walking towards the door, i quickly made a small black coffee with blueberry flavor shot. he ordered it and i was already holding it. 

i would describe his demeanor that second time as “incredulous”

[lafavoritaedios]

my brain can do this kind of stuff but ask me what i did yesterday and my mind is blank

[no-chill-at-all]

[eternalgirlscout]

1-800-ARE-YOU-SLAPPING

brother john, brother john

[eternalgirlscout]

[teathattast]

Throckmorton

[tredlocity]

Your cousin Throckmorton, the skateboarder.

[bearie]

hi my name is straightguy contractor and this is my wife blondehair interiordesign and this is our hgtv show, gentrification

[themacword]

I’m honestly waiting for a show where the wife is the contractor and the husband is the interior designer. I’d watch that! #FuckGenderRoles

[wakkanaidream]

no offense but how do you manage to miss the point of a post this badly

[doubleca5t]

Class reductionism vs idpol

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[jonbutter]

Art Gallery Manager right after Hereditary: Okay guys, the bad news is we’re gonna have to cancel Annie’s Miniature Show, and it gets worse from there

[waller-bridge]

Brie Larson answers fan questions on Snapchat

Bonus:

[catasters]

[zicygomar]

[ariescorpio4444]

being intuitive is just like... i don’t like this and no i will not elaborate

[iantojack]

im losing it

[hearthkeeperr]

cinematic parallels

[glumshoe]

broke: inventing new terms for sci-fi technology that resembles advanced versions of our own

woke: using the Earth word for the same thing but putting “Space” in front of it

[wild-west-wind]

“Sure your space guns are powerful, but I have looked within and found a greater power, fantasy stuff.”

                                                                                    -A Star War, 1977

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

The names Practice

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

Mal Practice

[orchidvioletindigo]

Nice to meet you Dr. Practice, could you please tell me what's wrong with my son :)

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

He needs surgery on all of his bones

[orchidvioletindigo]

Very well, here is my credit card :)

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

I accept no payment I do this because I love it