[tatzelwurming]

i think people w acid reflux should be able to store it up so they can unleash it all at once in a devastating corrosive spit attack

[cannibalchicken]

[syn4k]

"it's so fucking over" yeah dude it's 11pm it's the end of the day it's time for you to go to bed. and tomorrow you'll be so fucking back because you'll be awake. go tuck yourself in dude you'll be ok

[stantler]

Black Friday is such a joke nowadays. “Don’t miss out on 30% off” don’t piss me the fuck off. People used to hit each other over the head for a microwave that’s how low the prices were. People literally died. We used to be a country

[oatofficial]

[devouringyourson]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[helloitsbees]

i gave the cashier at bath & body works my phone number yesterday for the reward program and she did this, exactly:

[catfindr]

[sacred-portal]

[thebootydiaries]

[ryebreadgf]

How do you process grief?

by running from it until it finds me in the middle of a sunny street on a beautiful day

[escuerzoresucitado]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[deadpanwalking]

[sovietnam]

[basedandfatpilled-deactivated20]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[femmeharlequin-deactivated20240]

(Tweet by Pat Gill)