Evil Progeny of a Sea Lion and an Otter

30 year old Swede - who even knows what's happening here any longer o/

[rasputinaillyanna]

Belvedere Presents Daniel Craig, dir. by Taika Waititi

[everbright-mourning]

A reminder that Daniel Craig is ready willing and able to be a goof on camera at any time

[digitaldiscipline]

Martini Glass Onion

[kink-tomato]

This zine, and I cannot over emphasize how funny this is, is for Anne Rice’s Interview with the Vampire

[getvalentined]

These people blocked me on both Twitter and Tumblr, and then someone used a burner account to go off on me on Twitter. This person insisted that I was singlehandedly responsible for the project falling.

I made one comment, and it was this:

No clue how my single comment did this. But okay.

[velidewrites]

Extremely displeased to announce I just opened my writing doc to find the fic has not yet written itself. Will check back in tomorrow to see if it’s made any progress

[momojiji-radar]

evolved lemon candy scene for yoohankim

[whitepeopletwitter]

[sunflowermp4]

this clip from make some noise s1e8 with oscar montoya and brennan lee mulligan is the only super mario bros content i care about personally

[7thedisasterdyke]

brennan lee mulligan has the greatest superpower: the unlimited ability to make an absolutely off-the-cuff monologue and then follow it up with the ultimate turnaround. he can share the power with others

[husbandcinnamon]

how long are radio stations gonna say “80s, 90s, and today!” We’ve entered the third decade of “today”

[funnytwittertweets]

[modmad]

as someone who boarded on several Barbie movies I can tell you with absolute confidence that the entire crew I worked with would also. like to make Barbie vs predator

[bogleech]

It's so funny how kids who were only given the "girl" toys seemed to frequently develop the most maniacal imaginations. When I was little and I visited friends or family who were little girls they'd have their Barbies involved in ritual sacrifice or human trafficking. They'd have barbie's evil twin drive ken to suicide by poisoning his horse or some shit.

Action figures set up only the simplest kinds of violence, heroes and villains punching or shooting each other over doomsday plots. When you crave high stakes drama as all children do but your characters are all rich suburban women you kinda have no choice but to get pitch dark I think. The only kinds of villains that logically exist in that setting are just so much sicker and nastier than just doctor octopus or something.

[deadstuffguy]

Kids who got hero/villain toys didn’t necessarily need to be creative to have a conflict in their games, they often would be but it isn’t inherently a barrier. Kids who only got chill fun times best friends toys don’t have any natural conflict between the characters those toys represent so if they want conflict, and let’s face it the conflict is what makes the play engaging and fun, they need to be creative and since there’s no natural starting point for them they can not only go anywhere but start anywhere with it so naturally Barbie is going to be hiking and get trapped in a crevasse and mauled by animals and the Barbie’s are going to stage a coup to dethrone their god which is also a giant baby doll and if you try to get them to play spa it’s going to end with one of the Barbie’s being betrayed and entombed in a dried out mud bath and you’ll still wonder 20 years later as you type a tumblr post if you ever remembered to dig her up or if she’s still in the back yard of that old house

[volach-deactivated20230326]

“When the handle has snapped off the basket that held all your eggs…” gone girl tier monologue

[womenintheirwebs-archived]

wow she read them down

[funnytwittertweets]

[nowenteringsunnydale]

As a Brit I'd like to clarify that, while I do know exactly what you're talking about, it's a perversion restricted to upper class English people and none of the rest of us abide by it

If someone says "will you be mother?" while looking at you over a teapot, you're in the room with someone whose father has enough money to buy yours & you should throw a scone in their face and run for the hills

[by-grace-of-god]

Le Figaro have a newly published photograph from inside Notre Dame shortly before the roof collapsed, as molten lead fell into the nave. (+)

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

This is what I love about photojournalism. It is just a history of moments where human beings have gone “I know I should really be hauling ass out of here but I have to get a picture of this”

[colestyle-deactivated20231123]

sending people wikipedia articles is my favorite form of humor. one time a long time friend of mine asked why i was using a different name and acting different i sent him the wikipedia page for DID. ryder just asked me why its 108 degrees in nevada right now and i sent him the wikipedia page for global warming and the season of summer.

[colestyle-deactivated20231123]

i see you all in the tags going "this is so funny" you better not steal my fucking bit. im copyrighting this joke

[jrwiyuri]

Plagiarism - Wikipedia

[colestyle-deactivated20231123]

you cant do this to me

[skeleton-monarch]

Unintended consequences - Wikipedia

Unintended consequences - Wikipedia

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

Going to need this guy's lawyer

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

thank you for tags, I was too lazy to elaborate lol but it is funny how the headline is worded as if everyone would find the activities 'fun'

[raptorcivilization]

Wizard grad school, is that a thing

[raptorcivilization]

Writing my thesis on a new, sacrifice-free method to summon rainclouds in high desert environments

[great-and-small]

Having a miserable time writing a grant proposal to study hoarding behavior in mountainous dragon species because the throne always responds like uhhh we’re just gonna send some knights to kill them?

[another-random-dom-3]

Waiting to hear back from your wizened old thesis advisor, and a crow lands in front of you and drops a little scroll at your feet.

‘I am currently out of the tower. Messages will be replied to when I return, after the new moon. If the matter is urgent …’

[thoodleoo]

man yall the interpersonal drama in ancient rome was something else like. there was a guy named crassus who had a pet eel and was so sad when it died that he gave it a funeral, and when another dude named domitius ahenobarbus made fun of him for throwing an eel funeral, crassus was like "oh so this is coming from the guy who's buried three of his wives and not even shed a single tear about it." wish i could've been in the room for that one

[reimenaashelyee]

My adaptation of the God of Arepo short story, which was originally up at ShortBox Comics Fair for charity. You can get a copy of the DRM-free ebook here for free - and I'd encourage you to donate to Mighty Writers or The Ministry of Stories in exchange.

Again it's an honour to be drawing one of my favourite short stories ever. Thank you so much for the original authors for creating this story; and for everyone who bought a copy and donated to the above non-profits.