Mermaids

music. food. San Diego, California. that is all

[tweakcake-blog]

Someone come smoke my weed with me. ;(

[seventimestwo]

My relationship with all of my friends

[joeperdepoepie-deactivated20160]

[onlinegf2-deactivated20160818]

why did my neighbors name their wifi network this

[tohno]

[e-n-c-a-r-n-a-c-i-o-n-deactivat]

sometimes the chains that prevent us from being free are more mental than physical

[gherkind-deactivated20150509]

LMAO my mum thinks im a virgin

[kuxco-deactivated20140828]

[brianwilson-deactivated20161027]

how to give a good handjob

bop it

pull it

twist it

[metallikato]

harder

better

faster

stronger 

[opthomas-primal-blog]

You pull your left hand in You pull your left hand out You pull your left hand in And you shake it all about!

[metallikato]

Cha cha real smooth

[geometricdeathtrap-deactivated2]

none of you ever touch a penis

[tybaar-deactivated20260403]

It’s coming up on a year now since I got my current job as a pizza delivery girl, and I thought this would be a good time to delve into the little ever-expanding “WTFPIZZA” note I keep on my cell that helps me remember some of my more, uh - interesting deliveries.

So without...

Reblog If You Can Take Off Your Bra Without Taking Your Shirt Off.

[50eathaters]

    Girl’s are amazing

[kerameikos]

I think we broke the notes…

[mis-c3l-la-neous]

i feel like i’m reblogging history. “the post that broke the notes”

[okayilubuhbye-deactivated201611]

THERE ARE NO FUCKING NOTES

WE HAVE REACHED INFINITY

[junabug-deactivated20181015]

what the heLL

[qweentbh]

where is it

[meladoodle]

in heaven are you still wearing the same clothes you die in? cause if so im wearin this for the rest of my life 

[twerkcentral-deactivated2016062]

i know the feel

[meladoodle]

my… soulmate

[maximofffs-deactivated20170718]

no homo

whole homo

2% homo

skim homo

soy homo

almond homo

coconut homo

rice homo

butter homo

#I Can’t Believe It’s Not Homo

[jetblueivy-deactivated20181121]

drive thru employees

definitely

do not

get paid

enough

for

this

shit

they are sick of your nonsense

[awsugar]

when you get older do old people start becoming attractive to you like when I’m 70 are 70 year old men gonna look hot like this is a legitimate concern of mine

[83840fnosonc832938ijfgmvokclm-d]

i was cuddling this guy once n he had his head on my chest n just whispered “what did you just think about?” and i went “netflix” becus i was thinkin about netflix and he just went

"oh. your heart sped up and i… ok"

[trueromantic-deactivated2022031]

i once chipped a tooth while making out when i was 15

[bisexualbombshell-deactivated20]

I once bit a guy’s dick because I told him not to force his dick down my throat and he did

[wangbender-deactivated20170710]

I once dated and kissed a girl to hide my sexuality

[sdfasfasdfrtdshdyjartbdfgqerg1]

a leopard can carry twice its bodyweight up a tree

[unclefather]

Ants are really strong

[pissed-off-baby-in-a-trenchcoat]

Where is this post going?

[wannajoke]

[disgustinghuman]

Oh my god

[bewbin]

Now that I’m an adult I have to make more serious posts

[bewbin]

Briefcase