South Park Incorrect Quotes

I post incorrect quotes, but with the amazing characters from South Park

[alqanas]

what makes them think they have the right

[frnkieroismydaddy]

I want every Asian person who sees this to know that they are loved, valued and important. You do not deserve the racism you face and I'll knife fight whoever says or does some offensive bullshit

[bauliya]

you know what's going on with lil nas x is persecution, right. it's not "just" internet trolling—he's only 21 and being targeted by SITTING SENATORS for his art. this is textbook persecution, complete with the coalescing of religion and political power, and the fact that he can fire off meme-y one liners doesn't change that! fucking hell! it horrifies me how this is being played off for laughs, even by leftists and "we are the daughters of witches you couldn't burn" crowd. it's terrifying and the actual, bodily threat to him is VERY REAL regardless of how funny his responses are.

[babyishmemories]

Little Bear (1995-2003)

[doki-doki-todoroki-club]

can you imagine being todoroki

and training your entire life to be a hero and having your father beat you regularly for failing to meet his standards and you get into the top hero school in the nation and youre gonna be in and amongst the best of the best at long last

and you look around class 1-a on day one

and like half of these kids decided they wanted to be heroes like 6 months ago

one of them just broke his hand trying to throw a baseball

what the fuck were you even training for

[todoroki-dokie]

[chubbybabe-deactivated20210622]

[freakspotting]

First to touch the bin loses

[dogsuffrage]

Strength vs dexterity

[meesow]

LMFAOOo

[weonsinnombre]

[studthismuffin]

Oh that’s so romantic!

Oh…

[fell-reverie-deactivated2026051]

If you think they’re not having the time of their lives

[moonwatcher13]

The catch means affection. The immediate dunk into the ball pit means love.

[meilintheempressofdreams]

Replace the world unforgettable with unpredictable in that Nat King Cole song and that’s what you have here.

[clefairytea]

Snufkin is so funny like. Oh I’m a lone wolf oh I hate to be tied down I love to be free I cannot commit to anything or anyone. Like dude you return to the same tiny Podunk hamlet every spring to see a guy you met for five minutes when you were ten, having spent the entire winter composing a song you play for him on your special bridge. You LOVE commitment, gay-ass, shut up.

[bagofbonesmp3]

fucking obssesed with this loki. androgynous looking mf

[mockiatoh]

A little late but I can’t stop laughing at this one

[flowerbloom-arts]

Happy trans visibility day!!

Also have some gay and confused hemulens, an ace who's had enough of this crap, and ghost parents.

[kotortwo]

currently deeply obsessed with the silky anteater

[kotortwo]

this guy knows spells

[utafumi]

[mintykiwi]

[argumate]

this is the kind of prank we need more of.

[kaijuno]

A rich person wrote this article

[kaijuno]

fuck im so good at this

[m4kkie]

She’s a fucking landlord responsible for gentrification and raising rent prices, eat the rich

[frognonbinary-deactivated202412]

this bitch is literally my age, and she’s a millionaire landlord?? it is ON SIGHT

edit: sorry, she BECAME a millionaire at my current age. its still on sight

[conspiring-limabean]

Something important I need everyone to know is making me lose it is the fact that Ever Given is, unfortunately, free, but it is also free thanks to the full moon keeping the tides up. the first full moon of March is called the Worm Moon.

The Suez Canal has been opened for traffic thanks to the celestial powers of the SUPER WORM MOON and the sheer comedy of this is sending me. Happy pass over