Imperative Statements

I dream of a future where you can press buttons with letters on them and the corresponding letters show up on a visual interface. Proprietor of indie music project "Fourteen Cats Named Billison". Made a website one time. Also some games on itch.

[fourteencatsnamedbillison]

Listen/purchase: Fourteen Cats Are Better Than None by Fourteen Cats Named Billison

…Is what I would say if I forgot to delete the pre-generated message that clicking the “Tumblr” button under one’s Bandcamp album writes!

So, uh, have you heard that Fourteen Cats Named Billison just dropped their debut album? Now you have. Sorry about that. That piece of information may have just overwritten your memories of learning to tie knots. It’s all muscle memory anyway; don’t sweat it.

[twelvepointtwofour]

Wow this is really cool. I'm really happy for this musical artist who is a distinct individual from myself. I plan to buy their album in support, and use the "pay what you want" feature to give them the deed to my house, as well as my collection of vintage sneakers, for I suddenly find myself unable to maintain their laces.

[twelvepointtwofour]

Fkreb by Fover

A Textual Experience

Finally got around to properly releasing a text adventure I'd kept as a parasitic pet project for however many years.

In it, you explore a world built on whims and wordplay, which contains rooms, items, and maybe even characters! These nouns have yet to be seen in any computer game titled "Fkreb"... Until now!

Feel free to give it a play, on account of it being free to play. Heh, get it? Man, somebody should pay me to write this stuff.

[twelvepointtwofour]

I love these images of dogs accompanied by vaguely inspiration quotes.

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Been meaning to take a break from Dominion but wherever I go I see her face.

[twelvepointtwofour]

It is possible to hate everybody, but it is also possible to love everybody.

That's why I invented the Hatredizer 5000.

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It's a dog eat chocolate world out there.

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I have a lot of happy memories, but also a couple sad ones.

That's why I invented the Lobotomizer 5000.

[twelvepointtwofour]

In case your glasses break, it's important to have emergency contacts.

[twelvepointtwofour]

Who's actually going to stop you in the hall and accuse you of having made that meowing noise?

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You shouldn't let a social media addiction get in the way of what's truly important: a gaming addiction.

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I'm not gonna let some philosopher tell me what I can and Kant do!

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Your honour, I've never in my life even heard the term "omega yuri catgirl."

[twelvepointtwofour]

I like to think I've fooled everybody into thinking I'm a normal, even respectable, person, when in actuality I don't mind pineapple on pizza.

[twelvepointtwofour]

My secret hoard of coins.

My private quarters.

[twelvepointtwofour]

The Sphinx's riddle where it pulls a gun on you is pretty tricky.

[twelvepointtwofour]

Steel-rimmed ping-pong paddle. Terrible way to go.

[twelvepointtwofour]

If I put in the work, I could go pro at being an academic failure.